Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 05, 2021

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    Algolei I  about 3 years ago

    The doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me!

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    TStyle78  about 3 years ago

    I knew there was a reason that I phone kept changing what I typed right before I sent it off.

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    It’s as I’ve always said: machines hate us. Opposable thumbs are all they lack to get us back.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Open the door, HAL”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    My chair resents me for all farts I give it.

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Not just physical objects. All of nature is trying to get rid of us. I wonder why.

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    kartis  about 3 years ago

    Ducking auto-correct.

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    tripwire45  about 3 years ago

    And evil AI is born. Next: Skynet.

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    dwindy54  about 3 years ago

    I talked with my golf clubs all the time, sometimes I threaten, sometimes I beg. When they get real bad they go into timeout in a dark cold recess in the garage and another set comes out of timeout.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 3 years ago

    Nature is an odd thing – it gives us all that we need to survive but then works diligently to kill us. Nature is an expert at keeping life on it toes!

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    geese28  about 3 years ago

    Ya know in the Peanuts comic strip the school has feelings….

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    kaffekup   about 3 years ago

    Cliff’s existence contradicts panpsychism.

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    Kroykali  about 3 years ago

    This explains voice-to-text.

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    It is pretty easy, especially as you get older, to imagine that your device is “gaslighting” you. I often turn off the autocorrect because I’d rather know I was makij mo earn mastiffs.

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    Calvins Brother  about 3 years ago

    Echo and Alexa are not your best friends.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I loved that Twilight Zone ep ‘A Thing about Machines’.

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    Serial Pedant  about 3 years ago

    what the…? How the…? Who the…?

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    Plods with ...™  about 3 years ago

    effin autocorrect

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    The Orange Mailman  about 3 years ago

    Capricious iphones.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    So much for the theory that “guns don’t kill people, people kill people…”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 3 years ago

    It is well known:

    INANIMATE OBJECTS ARE OUT TO GET US!!

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    wiatr  about 3 years ago

    I’m impressed, who knew Brewster could pronounce “panpsychism”?

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    bakana  about 3 years ago

    That would explain what keeps happening with some of these Comments.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Seems like a Super Shinto to me. Look out for the Oni.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Not the correct definition, but the correct one definitely wouldn’t have the humour possibilities this one does.

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    SpammersAreScum  about 3 years ago

    That is way, way too deep for Brewster. Time to ask Dirk what he did with the real one.

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