I talked with my golf clubs all the time, sometimes I threaten, sometimes I beg. When they get real bad they go into timeout in a dark cold recess in the garage and another set comes out of timeout.
It is pretty easy, especially as you get older, to imagine that your device is “gaslighting” you. I often turn off the autocorrect because I’d rather know I was makij mo earn mastiffs.
Algolei I about 3 years ago
The doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me!
TStyle78 about 3 years ago
I knew there was a reason that I phone kept changing what I typed right before I sent it off.
eromlig about 3 years ago
It’s as I’ve always said: machines hate us. Opposable thumbs are all they lack to get us back.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Open the door, HAL”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
My chair resents me for all farts I give it.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Not just physical objects. All of nature is trying to get rid of us. I wonder why.
kartis about 3 years ago
Ducking auto-correct.
tripwire45 about 3 years ago
And evil AI is born. Next: Skynet.
dwindy54 about 3 years ago
I talked with my golf clubs all the time, sometimes I threaten, sometimes I beg. When they get real bad they go into timeout in a dark cold recess in the garage and another set comes out of timeout.
YippiKiAyMofo about 3 years ago
Nature is an odd thing – it gives us all that we need to survive but then works diligently to kill us. Nature is an expert at keeping life on it toes!
geese28 about 3 years ago
Ya know in the Peanuts comic strip the school has feelings….
kaffekup about 3 years ago
Cliff’s existence contradicts panpsychism.
Kroykali about 3 years ago
This explains voice-to-text.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
It is pretty easy, especially as you get older, to imagine that your device is “gaslighting” you. I often turn off the autocorrect because I’d rather know I was makij mo earn mastiffs.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Echo and Alexa are not your best friends.
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I loved that Twilight Zone ep ‘A Thing about Machines’.
Serial Pedant about 3 years ago
what the…? How the…? Who the…?
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
effin autocorrect
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
Capricious iphones.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
So much for the theory that “guns don’t kill people, people kill people…”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 3 years ago
It is well known:
INANIMATE OBJECTS ARE OUT TO GET US!!
wiatr about 3 years ago
I’m impressed, who knew Brewster could pronounce “panpsychism”?
bakana about 3 years ago
That would explain what keeps happening with some of these Comments.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Seems like a Super Shinto to me. Look out for the Oni.
GreggW Premium Member about 3 years ago
Not the correct definition, but the correct one definitely wouldn’t have the humour possibilities this one does.
SpammersAreScum about 3 years ago
That is way, way too deep for Brewster. Time to ask Dirk what he did with the real one.