Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 02, 2021

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    Panufo  about 3 years ago

    I’m a Christian, but I can see the humor. Well played, RB.

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    Alabama Al  about 3 years ago

    God is a lot of things, but a democrat (small “d”) is not one of them.

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 3 years ago

    Waffle trees? Pffft. Forget it. Bacon trees? Yes!!!! (Just channeling my inner Jim Gaffigan.)

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    SKJAM! Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Or it could be a contest to choose the next God, as in Future Diary or Platinum End.

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    Decepticomic  about 3 years ago

    I don’t know; I’m kind of over white Christian god. Maybe we should give Allah a shot? Or Xenu? Maybe Lavos? At least it has time travel powers (maybe).

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    Donaldo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Boils. Such a biblical affliction

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    mfrasca  about 3 years ago

    Drucker: “There will be a giant sucking sound going south to hell.”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 3 years ago

    What — no third party candidate?

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    Boomer with a view  about 3 years ago

    Wow, this is 26 years ahead of the times when published in 1995. God (Gop) has a lot of really lousy policies (as Dirk indicates: famine, disease, etc.) while the opponent has good polices (evil, gone), but wins by cheating.

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    tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Did God fix the election at the moment or was it pre-ordained?

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    He’s been playing dice again… ☺

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Non-stop election campaigns have definitely become a plague in our time.

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    cmxx  about 3 years ago

    Love the partial list of Drucker’s new ideas—laughed out loud!

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    RabbitDad  about 3 years ago

    “Evil! Gone! First 100 days!” Replace “evil gone” with “big beautiful health care plan” and I’m having 2016 déjà vu.

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    tims145  about 3 years ago

    Holy cow, talk about prescient. I had to double check the date that it wasn’t 2016.

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    tims145  about 3 years ago

    Norm Drucker has also pointed out that he’s worth $10 MILLION and doesn’t need your money. Of course, he started life with a $100 million inheritance, but that’s just trivia. And the continuous fundraising is just because his followers begged him to.

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    AndrewSihler  about 3 years ago

    When the Philistines came into possession of the Ark of the Covenant (through Jewish carelessness) God persuaded them to give it back by inflicting the Philistines with a plague, not of boils, but of “emerods”. Not quite clear how that worked. (Also mice.) The Hebrews wanted more than just the Ark, however, and insisted on a sort of peace offering of “five golden emerods and five golden mice”.

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    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    Norm’s real problem was the lack of divine powers. He needed to perform a few miracles.

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    jpozenel  about 3 years ago

    In the next election he may have stiffer competition with Doctor Oz.

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    paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago

    God, as portrayed here, is behaving a bit like Vladimir Putin (among other autocrats), holding a rigged election that no opponent can ever win.

    Or perhaps He was just having one of his little jokes. Hopefully after Drucker conceded, God cured him of his boils.

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    kaffekup   about 3 years ago

    I’d have voted for Drucker. He can’t do worse than the current Guy.

    He probably wouldn’t have gone golfing for the last 2,000 years, or whatever he’s been doing.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago

    God must be a Republican. He got an underage virgin pregnant and everyone knows it, but the Evangelicals still support him.

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    ars731  about 3 years ago

    His threat to send everyone who voted for his opponent to Hell didn’t help either

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    awcoffman  about 3 years ago

    Explains a lot. Trump and a lot of his supporters thought he was God, and could ordain the election to go his way. It worked the first time, but not the second.

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