Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2021

Oh, stuff it!

If she is not now she will literally be in a couple of weeks!

And she’ll bring along her herb(s).

She’s just the right stuff

She may even be thinking of bringing a friend and making it a ménage a trois turkey sandwich.

Maybe we could try a little (cranberry) jelly. I’ve heard it makes things taste … interesting!

Well, everyone seems to have this joke pegged.

Yeah, well up yours, pal….

She’s my bread and butter.

If only he knew … once she gets him stuffed …

Not yet buddy, but she soon will be…!

I would not stick my neck out for her.

Don’t come between her and her boyfriend.

When you’re a hammer everything looks like a turkey sandwich.

Good gravy!

Later on, you will be into her…when it’s leftover sandwich time.

All good things come to those who wait….for the right time…then she’ll rise to the occasion….

Another inuendo.

That bread must be hole wheat.

If she brings her friends the duck and the chicken, run like hell.

Groan.

Careful, might be a “breaded” cat. (Do people still remember that insanity?)

My first thought was a turkey sandwich. Then I thought it over.

She’s just thinking about sopping up the gravy in the bottom of the turkey roaster.

More than you know, Tom.

He has the right stuff

Careful. She might knock the stuffing out of you.

You’re not going to like it.

Ah, love at first peck.

Get stuffed.

Get stuffed!