This one’s not in my B.C. book, so I’m glad I logged in today, to clarify I found the sneaker one from yesterday, but not this one. Strange, as this one is the better of the two….
Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks. I seem to remember that was funny in 3rd grade.
Farside99 about 3 years ago
Perfectly illustrated.
WhatsTheJoke about 3 years ago
Ironwood tree?
bixya about 3 years ago
Maybe, they enjoy swinging.
pauljmsn about 3 years ago
Okay, this just one-upped the elephant jokes. I’m impressed.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
If I hadn’t seen it happening, I wouldn’t believe it, either! :D
BigDaveGlass about 3 years ago
This one’s not in my B.C. book, so I’m glad I logged in today, to clarify I found the sneaker one from yesterday, but not this one. Strange, as this one is the better of the two….
Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago
That mammoth looks like he escaped from a Bullwinkle cartoon.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
“Why do mammoths have curly tusks?”
It’s the closest they can come to joining The Three Stooges.
blakerl about 3 years ago
So many stolen Elephant jokes. Elephant jokes were a fad in the 1960s,
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
LOL! That’s really cute!
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks. I seem to remember that was funny in 3rd grade.
papachar73 Premium Member about 3 years ago
keep the mammoth stuff coming
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Interesting to see jokes which were extinct thousands of years ago. :)
ron about 3 years ago
Next he will paint his toenails red so he can hide in cherry trees.
The Pro from Dover about 3 years ago
You’d think they have used their trunk
Allan CB Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why did the elephant have red nail polish on?
To hide in the strawberry patch.
MCProfessor about 3 years ago
That’s one strong branch.
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Did you ever see a mammoth in a tree???
tinstar about 3 years ago
I’ll bet getting up into the tree was a mammoth task.