This one’s not in my B.C. book, so I’m glad I logged in today, to clarify I found the sneaker one from yesterday, but not this one. Strange, as this one is the better of the two….
Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks. I seem to remember that was funny in 3rd grade.
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Perfectly illustrated.
WhatsTheJoke almost 3 years ago
Ironwood tree?
bixya almost 3 years ago
Maybe, they enjoy swinging.
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
Okay, this just one-upped the elephant jokes. I’m impressed.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
If I hadn’t seen it happening, I wouldn’t believe it, either! :D
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
This one’s not in my B.C. book, so I’m glad I logged in today, to clarify I found the sneaker one from yesterday, but not this one. Strange, as this one is the better of the two….
Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That mammoth looks like he escaped from a Bullwinkle cartoon.
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
“Why do mammoths have curly tusks?”
It’s the closest they can come to joining The Three Stooges.
blakerl almost 3 years ago
So many stolen Elephant jokes. Elephant jokes were a fad in the 1960s,
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
LOL! That’s really cute!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks. I seem to remember that was funny in 3rd grade.
papachar73 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
keep the mammoth stuff coming
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Interesting to see jokes which were extinct thousands of years ago. :)
ron almost 3 years ago
Next he will paint his toenails red so he can hide in cherry trees.
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
You’d think they have used their trunk
Allan CB Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why did the elephant have red nail polish on?
To hide in the strawberry patch.
MCProfessor almost 3 years ago
That’s one strong branch.
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
Did you ever see a mammoth in a tree???
tinstar almost 3 years ago
I’ll bet getting up into the tree was a mammoth task.