Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 18, 2021

Garfield’s worst nightmare.

Meh

Spiders don’t need wings. They seem to get along just fine with their webs.

This is what happens when spiders eat too many winged ants.

Been done already, just with a different dispersal trick:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

and some who fight to stop the burning world

Diana Frances Spencer

My brother would eat a winged spider for five dollars.

Moments later: the spider flies into the web of another spider and is soon consumed by it.

Thanks to “conservatives”, bankers and corporations, we can ALL sit and watch the world burn….

So,…. This spider can fly across the road to a new web-site, and not get stepped on? But will the spider be able to connect his new web-site to the wider world web.

Egads. Now where’d I puts me flamethrower…

Given the news of the last 2 years, I gotta go with Rod.

(Yawn) Wake me when it learns how to breathe fire.

Today, instead of winged spiders, the demented wizards created a deadly corona virus that floats on aerosols.

And then he’ll bite some poor unsuspecting teenager and we end up with Winged Spider-man!

I have seen spiders flying from silk kites they have spun.

Rodney is not impressed….

Rodney, they’re called republicans.

Oh just brilliant, another thing we have to make go extinct but protect when they almost get there.

Does this make you comfortable? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Marsh+Mallows+plant&sxsrf=AOaemvLu78DAj2AsdsPkucH8vV71yMm_7A:1637243872271&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=fikWmDsYAeFTSM%252Chz_ob3SvcmpolM%252C_%253BnlCrKNKBiiVs3M%252Cci_U6jO5OlWuKM%252C_%253B0gTbCzOhm_igVM%252C3xpDPWb-glR5jM%252C_%253BNFuBUMQM5ICUhM%252Ch3fy6XKfvoy4jM%252C_%253BgMCaSYBQ6NBzCM%252CTjKTFWDinXohvM%252C_%253B1gDobKfzsnAq7M%252CTyhP9k3VdoQ6jM%252C_%253BGLnNIYiqeZIloM%252C3xpDPWb-glR5jM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kRtqUYPbm_HBj_cC23zvp8tYwZScg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjd-KrbiKL0AhULy4UKHcO7BRMQ_h16BAhNEAE#imgrc=NFuBUMQM5ICUhM

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” — Alfred in “The Dark Knight”

So the Wicked Witch of the West modified the Wiz’s spell to create flying monkeys.

Does the Wizard do part time work for the Wuhan Lab?…….

A winged spider can weave a parachute if its wings tire.

I don’t get it? What does a winged spider have to do with anything.

humans started out with trunk feet like elephants. It was only though years of bashing them against table-legs and cabinet-corners that they evolved into long toed things

And some people want to be the one that causes the world to burn.

I see Rodney has watched “The Dark Knight”

Michael Caine as Alfred the butler in The Dark Knight (Batman).

its own worst enemy/favorite food

Watch it, Rodney. Wiz has a dark side.

Could be worse – on TV show Sliders in one episode there was SpiderWasps – a species of large spider-wasp hybrids engineered in Venezuela, with a foot long wingspan, a barbed stinger filled with venom, an immunity to pesticide, and the ability to eat through walls

How about snow snakes – just in time for the holidays?!

As long as it’s not 6 feet long and spews fiery venom.

those people that want to watch the world burn are called rebuliCONs

Wings? WINGS? We don’t need no steenking wings! https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150818-spiders-animals-science-flying-forests

A terrible example of “gain of function” with spiders.

If it’ll take out flies and wasps but not bees, I’m okay with it.