Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 12, 2021

Ooh – I love watching Tangled !

It woulda worked if you did the train dance.

Twinkle toes they’re not. Nor flash dance.

Looks more like the mosh pit.

Looks like they weren’t very light on their feet.

The ultimate tethering.

And as they are entangled so closely that not even a smallest wavelength of light could pass through it seemed to be a Lamp’s-lambda-Lambada

Next up on the entertainment tonight: TWISTER!!

The Twist wasn’t a good idea for them.

I think the bigger problem was playing that song by Chubby Checker.

They forgot how to do the Safety Dance.

They are all there because when one light goes out, they all go out

Lights can’t dance!

Who (or watt) LED them out on the floor in the first place?

Actually, I think they were square dancing.

Obviously, they tried to do the “Electric Slide” Wah ha ha ha ha yes, I’ll see myself out

Serves you right for going out in the first place. It was a series mistake.

I see disaster lumen for all of them.

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They tripped the light fantastic.

Go to a country bar, they have line dancing.

That line of lights is a good metaphor for humans with their individuality, and then humans when they join Facebook.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

It appears “The Twist” wasn’t such a good idea.

How about a nice game of Twister? Oh, never mind.

Twister!