Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 26, 2021

So he got the votes of the green alligators and long-necked geese?

As usual, follow the money.

Grafty.

So, were dragons a fire hazard?

science channel in one show said, in fact, Noah could have transported all the animals….if what he was carrying was their DNA….twist your head around that one

Pigeons I get. They at least put something in the pot. But I can’t find anything on the list for fleas, flies, and mosquitoes. How come they made it?

That’s Donalds ark, not Noahs.

What about the Dinosaurs?

There is a full size Arc replica in Kentucky. They explain there that Noah carried dinosaur-like animals that changed (don’t dare say evolved) into today’s animals.

Having unicorns against you is a mighty group. No wonder the world is such a mess.

Voting for ship’s captain was done by pirates who could also vote him out (if he was lucky) if they did not like his decisions. Pirates were also race blind and treated all crew equally no matter what their race, ethnicity or national origin. A pirate fallacy is about buried pirate treasure. Rare if it happened at all. They spent their shares of booty (or had it stolen from them) on drink and women almost immediately when they made port. Believe It of Not!

Somebody did a cartoon of the animals leaving the Ark. A smiling young woman is telling them, “Thank you for sailing with Noah … Thank you for sailing with Noah … Thank you for….”

A parable of modern politics.

Held up by snail mail.

In politics as with internet services, remember that, if you’re getting something “for free”, you’re not the customer, you’re the product.

I remember that they found what was the remains of the ark on Mt. Ararat. Was it ever verified?

Pirates actually elected the Captain, something to think about.