B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 09, 2021

It could possibly work… Never hurts to at least try.

CIA disguise.

It make it hard for bird to sit on it.

Should have painted them. So they match your shell.

John comes out of his shell literally to come out of his shell a little more figuratively.

So , that is what they look like out of the shell . : )

It could work. They have a brain the size of a walnut.

Yes it is.

That should work great, at least until it rains.

Make a Plenty of Fish profile with someone else’s picture and lie like a politician. You’ll get lots of new friends and if you’re really lucky, a well paid (and scripted) episode of “Catfish” meeting your mother. Ohhhh… Nev! Catfish Curveball!

It’s even harder to use scissors as a turtle.

I’m not sure that cuts it, John. :D

Yeah, I figured that if your only friend is a bird that you would want to meet new people…

Stegosaurs: a multi-ton dinosaur with a brain the size of a walnut. It had an “auxiliary brain” at the base of the tail to operate it. And yes, paleontologists do refer to it as a “Thagomizer.” I am not sure if that is official terminology, but it is accepted.

Scissors, paper, ought to be a rock around somewhere.

Nice! A good ol’ Army reconnaissance in farce.

Oh. My. God! Nudity on GoComics! Just shows how far we’ve fallen…

LOL! Love the ingenuity of it all!

About time to rename this strip The Turtle.

You’re not going to feel so clever when one of the big males starts looking at you longingly….

Stegotortoise…

If he can get out of his Shell, he should switch to Chevron

Hope he doesn’t run into a paper tiger.

The male stegosaurus, has found his mate. OH NO!! that’s gotta hurt.

He needs to add the thagomizer to his tail.

Unfortunately being a “cut up” doesn’t work as well as when you were a kid. (So I’ve heard.)

gasp

Hey, put some clothes back on, turtle! This is a family strip.

Awwww he looks cute without his shell

Go fasters?

It is hard to make friends when you hide in a shell, and you can’t invite people over to the house if you live in a shell.

Yes it is, but I think it is best to be yourself. It gets really hard to remember all of the people you claim to be.

Then again who am I to talk, I don’t have many friends either :-(

And wind up losing the one friend you did have.

Fig leaf needed in 2nd panel.

WHITE FLAGS … what a coward.

Just be careful during mating season, mate.

“How you do, fellow dinosaurs?”

The time between the Stegosaurs and the T. rex is greater than the time between the T Rex and humans by about 175 MILLION years.

He’s smaller than i expected