The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2021

Dive Hard: Bruce Willis dives into a frozen over swimming pool

The GingGRINCH – Fattest, meanest Santa ever

Miracle on 4th Street: Doris made it home from Christmas shopping without being mugged.

Holmes Alone is the best

Kermit the Frog in “Wart Christmas”?

Frosty the Snow Blower. He cleans your walks.

“The Bishop’s WiFi”

A Charles Bronson Christmas. Or: A Christmas Death Wish.

Three’s too much company. Beverly up to the hilt-billies. The Simp-letons. Keeping up with the credit Card-ashions. Sanford and son of a b-.

“The Christmas Karen " seen at every store this time of year!

Imagine an aircon duct cover hanging by one screw – The Grate Escape.

The Bipolar Express

LOL!

Cry Hard – sponsored by Kleenex

Polar Express – about a FedEx office at the North Pole.

Love both these comics AND the additional comments. Both are ‘must reads’.

“Fry Hard,” the heart warming/stomach churning story set at the greasy spoon.

The Finch Who Stooled Christmas — a small bird gets into the house and, well, you know…

All Good.

I’m only in it for the food… you know… the “reasoning for the seasoning”…

Ii vaguely remember a story line involving a young lady who took her cat to the vet, the punch line being, “Yes, Virginia, there is sand in his claws.” Oh, the silly things stuck in my brain…

Under The Missile Toad

Daddy, have we destroyed all of these yet?

Blight Christmas.

TV sitcom reboot: Three’s Company- the fight for Santa’s knee.

In a world… where Santa’s sleigh goes down in a typhoon… and the jolly old elf is left alone on a desert island… Tom Hanks stars this December in… Claus Away.

A b***h of a show!

Isn’t every lifeboat, a “Wonderful Lifeboat”, when your ship is sinking ?

don’t forget Alf starring Will Farrell as an E T working for Santa

Nice to see everyone channeling their inner Pastis here!

Reminds me of the less-known film, “Not quite a miracle, but definitely an odd occurrence on 35th Street”