Herman by Jim Unger for December 10, 2021

I ran out of tips

I didn’t know you could poach potatoes.

A logical replacement. It also replaces your tip.

home cooked food being their speciality, cause that’s how they do you at home when running low on rations. and if he be a younger brother named George, low rations be guaranteed at your place. If not nailed down then, he would consume it.

So … replace the “Sea” food with a “C” food (Carbohydrate).

Price remains the same.

Good substitute. It’s probably the chef’s day off.

If I ever any type of entree at Waffle House and they did that – I’d be totally fine with it. Just as long as the hashed browns are smothered and come with a bottle of Tabasco.

Probably would not have noticed had you not told him. A little food dye at the plating stage would not have put your tip in danger.

Not quite the same……

Thanks for nothing!!!

that would be fine with me

" I expect a double tip for this, of course."

Double potatoes are more filling than russets

But they added fish oil for effect.

“Sounds fair.”

“No. Mashed.”

“No thanks, my wife is jealous.”

“Never mind.”

“No, I’m hers.”

That’s what happened to me on Thanksgiving…..

nice gray color too

Them potatoes is awfully gray-looking…

Both delicious, but hardly interchangeable!

Gotta stop eating in those cheap dives, man!