B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 19, 2021

Maybe birds can warble and chirp, but it’s the humans that are experts at twittering and tweets.

There’s true rhyme and there’s bent rhyme. This one started out well, then took a right angle.

Got a little loose near the end there, Wiley.

In the case of Canadian Geese, they don’t bother to leave town after doing ‘their business’.

Haven’t heard much of Wiley’s wonderful wisdom of late. A good one to add to the collection of profound poetry.

Birdie birdie in the sky,

Why’d you turdie in my eye.

So many statues took hits with their shits.

Never wash your car, if you’re not going to put it in the garage …..

Obviously, some humans are not experts at poetry.

Chickens do a “Thank God that’s over till tomorrow” scream (cluck?) after squeezing out an egg..

glad to see Wiley poems. It’s been a while

Aw !

Wiley needs to work a bit more on the rhyme scheme. A, A, B, B, C, D, E, sorta D? Not to mention the number of syllables in the last few lines is all over the place.

Not a poetic ending, needs work. I give it a C-.

As to the last two panels, Wiley obviously does not live near a seagull habitat.

Glad the didn’t try to rhyme something with “hits”

Wiley as a poet you make a good baseball manager.

Female humans “squeeze out” the completed being not an egg and then make its nourishment organically for six or so months. Oviviviparous vs oviparous vs viparous

An elderly couple were walking in the park. A pigeon did its business in Eleanor’s hair. She stood stock still and kind of freaked. George! Quick! Run and get some toilet paper from the shelter! George looked at her like she’d grown a spare set of ears. Whatever for dear? → That bird will be long gone by the time I get back!

He left out that many varieties are also delicious.

So THAT’S where it came from.

DUCK!!!!!!

Wiley’s supposed to give a fourth-wall leer on the punchline.

Add the words “your eye” to keep the meter and rhyme.

The word he ended with is an anagram for what the birds do! Hee!!