Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 24, 2021

I figure if I end up there, I’ll just claim to be a born again vegan (I figure that manna MUST be vegan, right?)

Just yell “Baconburger”.

What difference does that make?

If Heaven isn’t filled with hypocrites it’s got to be a real lonely place.

Pig with a halo in his mouth for dinner!

All cows go to heaven.

She’ll be milking that for a long time.

Me not vegetarian but me never eats either of you.

Ummm… All Vegetarians Go to Heaven (and the sequel: Carnivores Don’t)?

Don’t worry some meat eaters will turnip. Eventually.

Mmmmm, bacon!

I did not fight and claw my way up to the top of the food chain to eat plants!

Meat on the hoof takes more energy to produce than meat on the wing which takes more energy to produce than meat on the fin. Also as far as health issues go, the further on down the food chain you go, the more healthier it is to eat, generally speaking. For example insects are high in protein and low in fat.

Maybe it’s a sign of my aging stomach, but I eat a lot less meat than I used to and seem to do it more in this order: fin, wing, hoof.

Aaaaawkward.

Pretty sure there won’t be a McDonald’s in Heaven but who knows?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Only your cholesterol and levels of internal inflammation knows for sure.

Those two are lookin’ conspig-uous.

India’s Heaven?

Here’s wishing all who celebrate it a very Merry Christmas! And to those who celebrate something else may your day be filled with joy and happiness as well! to all of you be well and be safe! ;^)

According to this, l’m going to hell….

So how did the cow and pig die so close to Christmas?

HOLY COW !!!!!!!

I wouldn’t claim to be vegetarian. I’d thank them for their sacrifice, and let them know they didn’t die in vain.

I’m a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate plants.

I love bacon