Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 08, 2022

“But I made these on porpoise!”

The poor fellow can no longer jump the shark.

It’s clear to me why they want him to change. They squeak too much.

Switch them for the Orca ones. No more complaints! (Crunch, munch)

aquaman’s obviously not faster than lightning…

Superheroes grow old, too? Nooooooooooooooooo…..!

These? They’re just my flippers…

I’m sure they can orcastrate a compromise.

And can you start using Depends, you’re drippin’ all over the place.

Poor dolphins! Aquaman should be ashamed of himself.