Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2022

Good thing Calvin never had " social media "

As good as tik tok ever aspires to be

I wonder what the Wiley bears would post…

Wow. That was Eddie-fying.

Packed with what?

When it comes to " social media "

" Small things amuse small minds "

" And smaller minds look on "

Ever since someone told my mom that “WTF” means “Wow, that’s fantastic” it’s been much more fun reading her text messages.

Yeah, but the kind of people Eddie is packing the place with may not be her preferred type of customer.

Imagine a diner full of Eddies? Gives me chills.

It’s been that kind of winter in DC, too. Mostly just air pollution of a different kind.

In New England, there is no Lobsterman TikTok. But there is Lobsthaman TikTok.

I don’t really understand what an “Influencer” is supposed to be – a celebrity? someone who’d like to be? someone who’s famous for being famous? It’s got me beat!

In preparation for his next post, Eddie eats a huge cabbage and bean burrito.

Which is scarier, a guy whose life consists of posting belches – or the folk glued to their phones with bated breath waiting for new belch posts?

So it wasn’t a volcano in Tonga.

That breaks the record set yesterday when Garfield ate Herbie. Soon to be a Tik Tok Challenge and the rage of junior high schools and college dormitories everywhere.

Perfect Wiley, you and Mike always get it right!

I wonder how the cat stayed on.

Ya know, that would probably work too.

That neatly – if somewhat loudly – sums up today’s social media in a lobstah shell!

Shouldn’t that be “lobstahman”?

‘This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a tiktoker.’

Apologies to Mr. Elliot

Sometimes influencers are not good examples. They’re just amusing for a few minutes. I’ve held a few beers in my time, but I never jumped off the cliff.

The bill for broken plates and cups ain’t worth it.

Whatever happened to “Civility Challenge”?

(It’s not always a burp.)

I’m surprised he got an R sound from his burp

I’ve missed Eddie and his cat.

It will just be male customers. Gross male customers.

Oh Lord! It’s still funny, but given that the after-effect pictures of the volcano driven tsunami that hit Tonga are just now coming out… This is bitter-sweet.

So, how are the lobsters faring in Eddie’s neck of the woods (ocean)?

Lobster joke: The fellow who’d lived in the sticks all his life was trying to deal with being a guest in a Big City restaurant. He’d made it through the salad and the soup, but called a halt when a lobster was placed in front of him. “Now that’s jest about enough. I et the weeds. And I drunk the dishwater. But I ain’t a-gonna eat this bug! Take ’er away!”

With the cat in it he will hit a 1000 likes

And Southampton, England experienced its first tsunami.

Probably a belch also!

Thanks, Wiley! …good to have Capt. Eddie & Paulie back in S.E.M. Kennebunkport!

Doesn’t his mother look much older in this cartoon?

So, aftah scarfin’ down 5 burgers and a yuge order of fries, the shot of Bahrbon lubricates the esophagus so that the Burp doesn’t cause bleeding on the way out.

We have been doing amusing Instagram reels during our winter gym challenge. I might want to try this one!

The sound of chops being licked attracts customers,not burps.Nice to see the little diner again.Pass the blueberry buckle.

Hey, for a moment there I saw the cat’s face!