THIS IS MY LIFE! No one I am related to likes me at all. It is because I am gay. They let their religion determine if I am likable or not, not the person I actually am.
So I had to create a family myself, and they are all pretty damn loyal to me.
I was like Calvin as a kid. Active imagination (no, I did not have a stuffed tiger). By high school, my math and science grades became all A’s. I became an engineer at NASA. Seriously. Don’t underestimate the value of an active imagination.
When I realized that I was the one in the family who was more brilliant, better looking and destined to be most successful I became aware of an indisputable conclusion. I WAS ADOPTED!
It’s incomprehensible why people generally seem unable to figure this out, but there is absolutely no reason why a genetic relationship should provide a basis for any other kind of relationship.
@rugeirn Ah, the reason is it’s in our genes which only survive because we favor our children and other close relatives. Genes are all powerful, but stupid beyond the meaning of the term.
Think of your body as a survival robot for your genes.
I am sure the feeling is mutual. That is why parents should love their children unconditionally. Involved parents train their children up in the way to go.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Now you know why Thanksgivings turn out the way they do.
Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s all relative.
codycab over 2 years ago
How do you understand a kid with an overactive imagination as well as vocabulary skills, yet still can’t do a decent job at school?
baraktorvan over 2 years ago
THIS IS MY LIFE! No one I am related to likes me at all. It is because I am gay. They let their religion determine if I am likable or not, not the person I actually am.
So I had to create a family myself, and they are all pretty damn loyal to me.
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
That lack of understanding is created by the miracle called conception
C over 2 years ago
They could have had goldfish instead of you
Robert4170 over 2 years ago
The whole world doesn’t understand you, Calvin.
Bilan over 2 years ago
Calvin, this is one of those valuable lessons in life. Nobody understands you!
in.amongst over 2 years ago
In the end, Calvin – relations are relative.
adunano367 over 2 years ago
Welcome to Earth.
rentier over 2 years ago
We only can prevail this with love and regard upon each other and praying!
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
You have more company than you realise, Cal. ’Nuff said.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
So, if you don’t get along with your wife’s family, does that make them Outlaws? Why yes. The Count believes it does.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hobbes is rooting for the Bengals for obvious reasons. Calvin, too, I’m sure.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Common problem, especially now.
Dobby53 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Sure and my own family is a gift from the Almighty, which is a fine thing, since I certainly wouldn’t have paid for them.” K&J Foglio.
lmuller7 over 2 years ago
" U ", Good teacher !
DennisH2 over 2 years ago
I was like Calvin as a kid. Active imagination (no, I did not have a stuffed tiger). By high school, my math and science grades became all A’s. I became an engineer at NASA. Seriously. Don’t underestimate the value of an active imagination.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
If you think things are bad now, Calvin; wait until you hit the teen years!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 2 years ago
Said pretty much every kid ever. I certainly did. Repeatedly.
admiree2 over 2 years ago
When I realized that I was the one in the family who was more brilliant, better looking and destined to be most successful I became aware of an indisputable conclusion. I WAS ADOPTED!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
We all are. At least somewhere in the blood line timeline we lose connection. Maybe it’s for the best.
rugeirn over 2 years ago
It’s incomprehensible why people generally seem unable to figure this out, but there is absolutely no reason why a genetic relationship should provide a basis for any other kind of relationship.
artegal over 2 years ago
Calvin’s “Theory of Relativity” is born.
wongo over 2 years ago
I can certainly relate to that!
proclusstudent over 2 years ago
@rugeirn Ah, the reason is it’s in our genes which only survive because we favor our children and other close relatives. Genes are all powerful, but stupid beyond the meaning of the term.
Think of your body as a survival robot for your genes.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Einstein had a theory about relatives.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
And, Calvin, they don’t relate to you.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
As is said, you can choose your friends, but not your relatives…
BiggerNate91 over 2 years ago
I feel like Calvin’s last line here is just a fact of life.
duffer37 over 2 years ago
Beyond the fact that Calvin is a fictional character, he’s what? Six? What six-year-old loves doing schoolwork?
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
And he isn’t even a teenager yet.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I was a black sheep for 2 reasons, not getting married at age 20 and being adopted. Also being weird. Ok, that’s 3 reasons
globalenterprize1990 over 2 years ago
I am sure the feeling is mutual. That is why parents should love their children unconditionally. Involved parents train their children up in the way to go.
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Of course your parents drive you crazy. They drive you everywhere because you aren’t old enough to get a drivers license.
Abutterfield2011 over 2 years ago
sigh I wonder what calvins kids will be like
GreggW Premium Member over 2 years ago
There should only be one set of footprints. Unless…
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Calvin may have a large vocabulary and hyperactive imagination, which is what his parents sorely lack.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Seek to understand then be understood.
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
Look at the footprints made by you and compare with parents. You will be surprised to whom you are related, young lad.
LrdSlvrhnd over 2 years ago
I can totally relate to this, Calvin.