Close to Home by John McPherson for January 27, 2022

Tough situation, especially if he’s dating.

Bleeb’s doing his best to avoid the crime scene. That shady tree works well little fella!!

Please try not to make a scene!

And if you stand for years at the “Bus Stop” – The Hollies won’t make a song of THIS!

Hey! That kinda looks like the contraption that I built for myself for this Covid thing. I think mine’s a little bit bigger though. Don’t want anyone getting too close.

It’s an interesting approach to self-defense. Hopefully it puts off any would-be mugger you encounter, at least until they catch the first guy. After that, all the other muggers in the union will know that you are once again eligible for a visit.

Morning Bleeb, now I feel I can face the day having made sure your doing well.

I wonder if they dusted him for fingerprints?

Are there any cities left that aren’t wrapped in crime-scene yellow tape?

I knew a guy in High School who was a walking crime scene, though he was the perpetual suspect. As it happened, shortly after graduation he was indeed a crime scene. I still don’t know who done it. …not funny. Just the way it is.

Before he was born he was an accident waiting to happen.

You’ll be wearing that thing for life if my experiences with the police clearing up crimes perpetrated against you or your property are anything to go by.

Ahh a New York case…

Hi, Bleeb!

Might be tough squeezing through the bus door…

I wonder if the police interviewed Bleeb, he was probably a witness.

What they really need is the Fashion Police! Waving back at you Bleeb!!!!!!! :)

Maybe it was an alien, there’s one that’s been around chasing Bleeb.

It would be nice if I could make it illegal for people to cross me.

Good idea for a Halloween costume.

Bleeb is doing his civic duty and staying far away in order to not accidentally contaminate the crime scene.