Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 21, 2022

“They’re not booing, they’re shouting ‘Daaaave’” (Deep cut here.)

It is still astounding to me that those who claim to be against the entitled elites and for accountability gleefully chose the most entitled egomaniac of the New York real estate world and still persist in believing in him through all the exposure of his complete lack of accountability in his personal relationships, his business dealings and his administration of the affairs of the country.

That they refused to see the absolute incongruity of this right up to his sending them to the seat of United States democracy as a proxy for his personal grand mal tantrum while he played Nero in front of the White House TV gleefully watching these credulous cretins deface our Capitol may well be the worst act of Americans against America in American history.

An let us not forget that it was not just Bronzer Nero watching – it was the entire world.

“Let’s Go Brandon”…. And now you know the rest of the story….

You want to be where you can see

Your minions are all insane

You want to be where everybody knows your lame

And to think he’ll probably win the 2024 election because of voter suppression and america’s refusal to learn anything from past mistakes. Oh well. At least it’ll give plenty of material for the comic.

This would be a LOT funnier if is wasn’t so tragically accurate.

VOTE BLUE

“Your rallies were bigger than Biden’s”

Monster truck events have higher attendance than the symphony. McDonald’s has more customers per year than Ruth’s Chris. Just saying.

Is he standing by or cashing in?

Biden didn’t hold rallies in 2020, due to the pandemic. Donnie insisted on his super-spreader events. So I guess Donnie did have bigger rallies, since some is more than none.

He may get off yet… since it was all through Giuliani it was protected by attorney/client privilege!

“My big, strong, tough guys with tears in their eyes!”

I’ve never heard a better description.

He will go down in the anals of history.

“Stand back and stand by” was literally the one piece of advice the far-right needed in order to have any chance of success. Without a centralized leadership to give them a mission, their only options are become lone wolves and be disavowed by the others, take their own lives (given that they believe they live in a horrible nightmare world), quit… or hold out for a Fuhrer. See: The Alt-Right Playbook, episode How To Radicalize a Normie.

“We love you, you’re very special” actually works on his minions

Donald’s bed has a case of morning wood.

I have said it before I will say it again, put the traitor in jail for treason. Also his children and lackies.