Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 03, 2022

Oh, sith.

Ruined by the dolt who made the headstone

Well, that one might be done by someone else, after her life.

It’s still great irony.

Love Ralph’s comment.

“…THE EMD…”

How about this for an epitaph? “Move along. Nothing to see here.”

Because she made more than one.

Well, like the commercial, she had no regerts.

I have blood type O

If there is no such thing as a tpyo, then she can’t have made one.

Period.

Autocorrupt always gets cha.

RIPeas Gladys

Oops! At least it wasn’t her.

Eye halve a spell chucker sew every think eye right is write.

Dang – I’ve read it 3 times and can’t find a typo – is there one?

the headstone carver made the error.

Tipteo tru da tpyos wid meee …!

Poor lday…

Typos make me [sic].

She carved her own tombstone???

I had a secretary who was a bitch, never admitted she was capable of making a mistake. Did not get a long with any one in the office. Husband died early to get away from her and the kids bailed out after high school to get away from her. I never met any one who said they like her. She was a bitch, with a capitol B.

Technically, her statement is still possible, since she probably didn’t carve it on her own tombstone.

I once had a book of insults. One was about a gravestone which red:

Here lies Ezekial Akiel, Age 102, the good die young.

I’m so sad, she may have been a thalidomide baby.

Dave, very cute dog and do you wear contacts?

Mine is going to say “Well, that didn’t work!”

So close, and only if someone else wrote her epitaph.

the joke is that her name was really mulligan…

So you lived before the typewriter.