Pickles by Brian Crane for February 11, 2022

He’d show you his harpoon, but this is a family strip.

so if the sofa is the ship, does that mean the house is the port/wharf/quay/dock?

well at least the sofa’s not his poop deck

At our house the DOG is Captain Sofa.

He should get a crown. Then he could be Sofa King.

At least he’s not king there, huh?

Mind the galley, Wench!

Aye matey!

And right on time, in comes the ‘insulting sea lion’.

Chose your crew wisely.

Has Earl checked his ship to see if there was any treasure accidentally stuck in it?

“And THIS, Nelson is the Sea Hag!”

Not bad for 2001 ;-)

So Earl dropped anchor for the meantime….. and he’ll drag it to the kitchen when he’s hungry.

Once again, Brian provides the first giggle of the day.! Thanks, Mr. Crane!

‘’She, Who Must Be obeyed’’ is the Skipper on my boat.

Opal is First Mate.

Earl looks like Thurston Howell III today.

Poor poor Nelson…..never knows from one day to the next what he’ll encounter at the “pickle” house….

She ALWAYS shows up at the perfect time…!!!!

Another morning I am glad I had finished breakfast before reading this one. LOL!

Pull it into the harbor Earl. Lunch is ready.

A great line from Opal.

“That’s me first mate, Gabby.”

About right for Earl.

It might be listing to one side too

A couch potato by any other name…

Well said, Opal!

He’s well grounded.

And this old geezer’s rudder steered him to porn.

My recliner and computer desk is my Captain’s Chair for my starship. Of course, that would mean I’m sitting on my torpedo launcher.

He ain’t sitting on his anchor he’s sitting on his navigator. Opal should know, she is the Admiral

Earl has delusions of Grand-dad-eur

Earl and Opal are both a bit broad in the beam. If you are missing Roscoe, he is in the galley as dinner is in the first dog watch.

drop the mic

Looks like he’s ready to watch Gilligan’s Island with C-Dog.

That’s his anchor! So true as he’s in that chair all day!