Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2022

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    At least it’s a step, Wiz!

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    He got the idea after inoculating Rob and Laura Petri.

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    Peterh778  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if there was ewally a crab in that dish … :)

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    I shot an arrow into the air and it’s still up there somewhere.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    He sure can dish it out.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    A bad cell walked into a bar …..

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 3 years ago

    If only it was that easy……..

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    Lyrak  almost 3 years ago

    Has he ever before called her “Honey”?

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I see a problem with excessive iron. It may raise a point or two in curing cancer.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Gee, you’re such a crack shot, Wiz!

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    daBomb619  almost 3 years ago

    In the words of Randall Munroe, so does a handgun. https://xkcd.com/1217/

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Not a good choice subject for a joke. Too many sufferers and too little progress in the cures.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Thousand of tiny little “magic arrows”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, that brings up a thought. Has anyone ever named their kid cancer? Like Cancer McEnernny, or Cancer Smithson?

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    OK, Wiz, what poison were the arrows dipped in? This cure may be worse than the disease.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    And I thought he was an evil wizard. Here he is killing cancer with three arrows.

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    tcayer  almost 3 years ago

    Now if there was a way to do it without killing the PATIENT…

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    phlash  almost 3 years ago

    I guess he used a Sagittarius to do it…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    “I just need to multiply, shrink, and improve the targeting of the arrows.”

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Well red goblin (green goblin with carnage symbiote for non -marvelites) has the ability to shoot symbiote spikes into a victim and mentally control them to attack any internal organ. Good method but bad person to have that power

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    Cure is worse than the disease.

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    Wiz can be overly optimistic to a point.

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