Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 06, 2022

It sounds like the music in film needs some fixing – since it’s Baroque.

[Of course, if it wasn’t Baroque, they wouldn’t have to fix it.]

Love the powdered wig.

Doh!

Sure, he says he’ll be Bach. But he was Offenbach much later.

That was some stretch…not sure it was worth it.

“You’re taking that tuba with you?” “It’s not a tuba!”

You’re rocking the wig Ah-no

Hasta La Vista, Beethoven!

and then he’ll go bach to the future…

There’s way too much violins in the world.

Now playing:“Bill and Ted’s Confusing Adventure of Meeting John and The Bach-Terminator at the Band Play-off.”

I came up with this years ago, but my version is "Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares “I’ll be Bach…”"

If it ain’t baroque don’t fix it