Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 08, 2022

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Being able to rhyme, you lack….

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    Trout presents the truth a she wants Agnes to sees it, all Agnes has to do is spin back.

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    Susan00100  almost 3 years ago

    “I wanna be a poet, but I’m nothing but a hack.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    when it comes to soup bones in a skin sack

    i’m the tops, the pink cadillac

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “If you laugh at me, I’ll just grin back”

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Shin snack. Doggie’s delight.

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    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Give me my money back?

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    Differentname  almost 3 years ago

    Hacky sack

    Knick knack

    Paddy whack

    Click clack

    tic tac

    And hit the road, Jack!!

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just write “small thighs” instead. It makes an equal amount of sense.

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    chris_o42  almost 3 years ago

    she’s a bundle of bones,

    in a little skin sack,

    with great big feet

    and a little thin back!

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    …because I have thin thighs.<-for Agnes. The original version fits me to a tee,that is why, I am not filled with glee.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t wonder about the why / Just look at your thigh/ and sigh.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    “Thin crack”… Well, it follows, if it’s a couple of soup bones in a skin sack… ☺

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “I’m sad today… I’m filled with woes / Because of my enormous nose.”

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I thought only men/boys had a skin sack to hold their bone.. and I believe old ladies develop skin sacks.

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    I’m full of woe, my skin is a sack

    I hope I don’t have a heart attack

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    " I’m still too young to develop my rack".

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    “I also have a thin rack”

    Hey, don’t jump on me; I’m just trying to be helpful.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Here, Agnes, try this on for size:

    Size Sighs

    I’m sad today,

    I’m filled with sighs,

    Mostly because

    I have big eyes.

    I also have

    A great big nose —

    But where’s my mouth?

    Nobody knows.

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    Jacob Davenport Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m sad today / I need a snack. / My legs are bones / in a skin sack.

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    Dean Nelson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I think Old English for the body is “bone locker.” She ain’t far off.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 3 years ago

    Brain lack.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Ball back

    Shoestack

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    olmon  almost 3 years ago

    Knick knack, Patty Whack — Just some Bones in a Skin Sack

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