bacon by Lonnie Millsap for February 04, 2022

Is it wise to correct giants?

He shouldn’t have been so fresh with the giant.

This may be the first instance of someone dying from athlete’s foot.

Don’t tell him his feet stink, either,

Is that the drummer for ‘They Might be Giants’?

A well groomed giant though, those toenails are trimmed perfectly. Mind there is a bit of stubble that needs a shave.. so maybe 4 stars out of 5.

Mr. Millsap is British?

The moral of the story…? Never mouth off to someone when they are so big, you have to crane your neck to the maximum, just to see up to their knees.