Beer (or chocolate, sex, music, a clear sky at night, the smell of a mint field, a rainbow,…) is goddess’s way of saying she loves us and wants us to be happy!
Figured I’d answer Pig’s question before the highly-predictable atheists dive in: ; )
First, it’s a very good question. God created us with free will— the ability to choose between good and bad. He warned us that if we chose to do bad, there would be consequences. Humankind rebelled against God.
There are many who deny the existence of God because He doesn’t cater to their personal whims. Even those who claim to follow God, don’t. We’ve had two World Wars and Russia is currently at war with the Ukraine, and all the other nations are upset… and they wonder why He doesn’t force them to do His will? If God stepped in and forced people to “be good”… we’d see a world-wide tantrum.
In the scriptures God states this is how it would be. War after war, nation against nation, global pestilence, famine, ungodly people. That’s not His doing; it’s ours. We demand free will… the right to rule ourselves. God gave it to us. Then we complain because he doesn’t clean up our messes.
Jesus basically gave us two laws: Love God and love our fellow man. He told us to forgive one another, to be kind, and to be humble. Humanity is about as arrogant as it can be, with just about everyone thinking they know more than they really do, and thinking they’re the authority on everything. Some claim we basically “created ourselves” out of nothing, in effect making our species “God”. That’s the opposite of humility.
Why does God let these things happen? Because humankind basically told him to take a hike. These are the consequences of such attitude.
He did leave us with an interesting thought or two: He will return and demand accountability.
“If those days were not cut short no flesh would be saved. But on account of the chosen those days will be cut short…. and to destroy those destroying the Earth.”
(I wonder how John knew 2000 years ago that we’d even be able to destroy the Earth? Yet here we are, doing just that.)
That’s the answer Pig: this is the price of arrogance.
I do admit I got a good laugh out of this one. And God does want us to be happy and celebrate Him. Like it says in Deuteronomy 14: 24-27, if the place of celebration is too far for you to carry your tithe, convert it into money, go there, buy whatever you want for the feast, including wine or strong drink and rejoice before the Lord!
Quoting from the book A Press Conference with God as I’ve done in the past:
“The things you consider evil are of no interest to God. God did not make them evil, and has no ability to predict when evil will occur or to make something stop being evil. God does not intervene at all, and cannot begin to explain why one person becomes evil and another does not.
Neither evil nor its solution comes from God. As we’ve said before, the bad news is, you’re on your own. The GOOD news is, you’re on your own.”
The bad things happen in the workld due to two things: 1. Man’s choice to do evil, 2. Satan and his agents working to tempt man.
God gives us Free Will. We get to choose which path we take. God is not a dictator imposing peace and happiness. He wants us to choose and gives is the free will to choose between right and wrong.
One of my favorite quotes, from (I think) James Thurber. Substitute your addiction of choice:One Martini is fine.Two Martinis is too many.Three Martinis are not enough.
Any booze that you shoot down your throat in an attempt to get stinking drunk will leave you feeling very poorly in the morning. Don’t blame tequila, the good stuff tastes great if you sip it. Blaming the drink instead of the drinker is like blaming the gun instead of the shooter.
THANK you! Tequila literally makes me feel like I’m dying! I get a raging headache, get RIDICULOUSLY dizzy, and become nauteous! BAD TEQUILA!!! That said, beer sucks too. WHISKEY rules.
Back in the day, my best friend would order a beer and a shot of tequila. If you sat next to him long enough, you’d hear a sound like a pencil snapping in two. That sound was his brain going away.
The universe is 13.7 billion years old. There are more stars in it than there are grains of sand on all the beaches of this tiny insignificant speck we call Earth, which has only existed for 4.5 billion years. Modern Humans have been here for about 200,000 years. Given these facts, belief in a personal god is completely irrational.
Never could get an answer from my Mormon relatives why alcohol is banned for religious reasons when the making of water into wine was Jesus’s first miracle.
Rat is confused – tequila is not from Satan, it’s from Mexico! And which for all of its problems (I know about them, I live there), is not where Satan dwells.
I love Pearls Before Swine, but I wish Pastis and all other comics writers would leave God out of their comic strips. I find it offensive, but that’s just my opinion.
Because God doesn’t have free will. All of God’s creations are essentially the embodiment of every quality He lacks. We get sick, we grow old, we die, etc. Free will is one quality given to us by God because He lacks it.
How can God lack free will? Well, what is free will? As far as I can tell, free will is the ability to make choices using limited information, or a limited perspective. Since God’s perspective is unlimited, God will always make the “best choice” in any given situation. Only ever having one choice is the same as having no choice at all. Ergo God has no free will.
But it is through the act of creating the universe that God’s omnipotence is completed. If God can’t make mistakes, get sick, die, etc. then God truly isn’t omnipotent if He’s cut off from all those experiences. So God creates us as an extension of Himself, in order to give Him the experience of a limited existence.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Jaegermeister is straight from hell.
Gent over 2 years ago
Oh beer!
sirbadger over 2 years ago
The worm feels the same way about tequila.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Vodka is from Vladysatan.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
I suppose that depends on who you ask.
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
Wine is for the mere mortals to whine about how life is unfair.
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
All alcohol is poison, it just takes us several decades to figure that out.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
God gave us free will, then let us stew in our own juice…
lavender headgear over 2 years ago
Rat is wrong. Jaegermeister is from Satan.
Bring Back "The Good Place" over 2 years ago
To be perfectly honest, God doesn’t let anything on Earth happen. We do.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Beer (or chocolate, sex, music, a clear sky at night, the smell of a mint field, a rainbow,…) is goddess’s way of saying she loves us and wants us to be happy!
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
Interesting version of compensation theodicy.
Georgette Washington Bunny over 2 years ago
Bite your tongue, Rat!
Qiset over 2 years ago
We all face problems. We all get sick and hurt. We all die. We all suffer. It’s a test of how we cope.
Snoots over 2 years ago
Figured I’d answer Pig’s question before the highly-predictable atheists dive in: ; )
First, it’s a very good question. God created us with free will— the ability to choose between good and bad. He warned us that if we chose to do bad, there would be consequences. Humankind rebelled against God.
There are many who deny the existence of God because He doesn’t cater to their personal whims. Even those who claim to follow God, don’t. We’ve had two World Wars and Russia is currently at war with the Ukraine, and all the other nations are upset… and they wonder why He doesn’t force them to do His will? If God stepped in and forced people to “be good”… we’d see a world-wide tantrum.
In the scriptures God states this is how it would be. War after war, nation against nation, global pestilence, famine, ungodly people. That’s not His doing; it’s ours. We demand free will… the right to rule ourselves. God gave it to us. Then we complain because he doesn’t clean up our messes.
Jesus basically gave us two laws: Love God and love our fellow man. He told us to forgive one another, to be kind, and to be humble. Humanity is about as arrogant as it can be, with just about everyone thinking they know more than they really do, and thinking they’re the authority on everything. Some claim we basically “created ourselves” out of nothing, in effect making our species “God”. That’s the opposite of humility.
Why does God let these things happen? Because humankind basically told him to take a hike. These are the consequences of such attitude.
He did leave us with an interesting thought or two: He will return and demand accountability.
“If those days were not cut short no flesh would be saved. But on account of the chosen those days will be cut short…. and to destroy those destroying the Earth.”
(I wonder how John knew 2000 years ago that we’d even be able to destroy the Earth? Yet here we are, doing just that.)
That’s the answer Pig: this is the price of arrogance.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Only Jose Cuervo is from Satan, Chinaco Anejo is a special gift from God!
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I’m glad I drink Root Beer!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Okay, so Rat has one scruple?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
I don’t believe in any gods, but I do believe in spirits.
dadoctah over 2 years ago
As I understand it, God gives us bad things so we’ll appreciate the good things; if only good things ever happen, what’s a couple more?
blunebottle over 2 years ago
I do admit I got a good laugh out of this one. And God does want us to be happy and celebrate Him. Like it says in Deuteronomy 14: 24-27, if the place of celebration is too far for you to carry your tithe, convert it into money, go there, buy whatever you want for the feast, including wine or strong drink and rejoice before the Lord!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Quoting from the book A Press Conference with God as I’ve done in the past:
“The things you consider evil are of no interest to God. God did not make them evil, and has no ability to predict when evil will occur or to make something stop being evil. God does not intervene at all, and cannot begin to explain why one person becomes evil and another does not.
Neither evil nor its solution comes from God. As we’ve said before, the bad news is, you’re on your own. The GOOD news is, you’re on your own.”
adunano367 over 2 years ago
The comic is funny. All of you ‘serious’ commenters; Read some Robert Heinlein, for God’s sake!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ahh, beer…
The cause of and answer to, all of life’s problems. – Homer…………..Simpson
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Actually, Vodka is from Satan.
logophiles over 2 years ago
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
DrDavy2000 over 2 years ago
Beer and wine are directly from God; distilled spirits resulted from human scheming.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser.
Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago
The bad things happen in the workld due to two things: 1. Man’s choice to do evil, 2. Satan and his agents working to tempt man.
God gives us Free Will. We get to choose which path we take. God is not a dictator imposing peace and happiness. He wants us to choose and gives is the free will to choose between right and wrong.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
God makes it so that good things can come out of bad situations. Rat was just put on Earth to complain and insult everyone.
BlueNAL over 2 years ago
One of my favorite quotes, from (I think) James Thurber. Substitute your addiction of choice:One Martini is fine.Two Martinis is too many.Three Martinis are not enough.
RitaGB over 2 years ago
Preaching people sure can take the joy out of a funny comic strip.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
I asked the same question….
Squoop over 2 years ago
That’s absurd. God’s make-up gift was cannabis-infused peanut butter cups.
pheets over 2 years ago
GOD certainly does have a sense of humour..
Serial Pedant over 2 years ago
That’s a gift?
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
But, but, but….it makes her clothes fall off.
DannyDonkeyHatesPeople over 2 years ago
Farina should return during covid
Droptma Styx over 2 years ago
Man, I agree with all of that.
Linguist over 2 years ago
Man is the only creature on earth that prays … or needs to!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Any booze that you shoot down your throat in an attempt to get stinking drunk will leave you feeling very poorly in the morning. Don’t blame tequila, the good stuff tastes great if you sip it. Blaming the drink instead of the drinker is like blaming the gun instead of the shooter.
brick10 over 2 years ago
No, RUM is from Satan.
TampaFanatic1 over 2 years ago
Southern Comfort is from Satan!
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
In the Beginning, Man created god, and in in his image created he him.
Wlly Blly over 2 years ago
God, in his wisdom, made the fly, and then forgot to tell us why. – Ogden Nash
Bradley Walker over 2 years ago
“Malt does more than Milton can / To justify God’s ways to Man.” — A.E. Housman
royq27 over 2 years ago
Sounds like rat has been reading Ben Franklin…
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Because God gave us free will, whether we follow Him or not is up to the individual.
TaliesinWI over 2 years ago
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Beer does help ease the pain though until we work things out. However, turning to God is our ultimate solution…..
InuYugiHakusho over 2 years ago
Sometimes I feel like God put too much faith in humanity’s ability to fix its own problems…
alexius23 over 2 years ago
Ben Franklin purportedly said that “beer is God’s proof that He loves us”
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
All good things happening would be heaven. This is not heaven, obviously.
22Wu33/es Premium Member over 2 years ago
And ouzo. It’s from Sauron or Morgoth
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
For something so irreverent, it’s still very funny!
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Well, in my opinion, Jesus of Nazareth is over a millenia late.
davids.comments over 2 years ago
Hung over when you drew this strip, Pastis?
KEA over 2 years ago
Never fails to amaze me that people who don’t know how their phone works know the mind of god.
bloodykate over 2 years ago
Rat is absolutely correct about Tequila!
dlaemmerhirt999 over 2 years ago
THANK you! Tequila literally makes me feel like I’m dying! I get a raging headache, get RIDICULOUSLY dizzy, and become nauteous! BAD TEQUILA!!! That said, beer sucks too. WHISKEY rules.
paperphrique over 2 years ago
Back in the day, my best friend would order a beer and a shot of tequila. If you sat next to him long enough, you’d hear a sound like a pencil snapping in two. That sound was his brain going away.
The Waffles are my friends over 2 years ago
He also gave us detox, a make-up gift for his make-up gift.
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
Yeah, not buying the beer argument. Millions of Americans and their families suffer abuse because of alcohol.
txmystic over 2 years ago
Truer words about tequila have never been uttered…
bigplayray over 2 years ago
What happens when you chases tequila with Beer?!?
MrBio over 2 years ago
The universe is 13.7 billion years old. There are more stars in it than there are grains of sand on all the beaches of this tiny insignificant speck we call Earth, which has only existed for 4.5 billion years. Modern Humans have been here for about 200,000 years. Given these facts, belief in a personal god is completely irrational.
bilbobagends over 2 years ago
“In Heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s obvious! Look at the name!
Tequila = Ta Kill Ya.
What a way to go!
maverick.kaminski over 2 years ago
Never could get an answer from my Mormon relatives why alcohol is banned for religious reasons when the making of water into wine was Jesus’s first miracle.
colddonkey over 2 years ago
Amen.
MarshaOstroff over 2 years ago
Rat is confused – tequila is not from Satan, it’s from Mexico! And which for all of its problems (I know about them, I live there), is not where Satan dwells.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago
I guess Rat didn’t get the worm.
_lounger_ over 2 years ago
make sense to me…
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
I’d rather have lemonade.
Rich K Premium Member over 2 years ago
I love Pearls Before Swine, but I wish Pastis and all other comics writers would leave God out of their comic strips. I find it offensive, but that’s just my opinion.
Daeder over 2 years ago
Because God doesn’t have free will. All of God’s creations are essentially the embodiment of every quality He lacks. We get sick, we grow old, we die, etc. Free will is one quality given to us by God because He lacks it.
How can God lack free will? Well, what is free will? As far as I can tell, free will is the ability to make choices using limited information, or a limited perspective. Since God’s perspective is unlimited, God will always make the “best choice” in any given situation. Only ever having one choice is the same as having no choice at all. Ergo God has no free will.
But it is through the act of creating the universe that God’s omnipotence is completed. If God can’t make mistakes, get sick, die, etc. then God truly isn’t omnipotent if He’s cut off from all those experiences. So God creates us as an extension of Himself, in order to give Him the experience of a limited existence.
But enough rambling from me, for the moment.
eberkun over 2 years ago
Has Rat been reading A.E. Houseman?“And malt does more than Milton canTo justify God’s ways to man.” A. E. Housman
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
God gets a cut from Satan for the tequila.
aerilim over 2 years ago
That Tequila remark means l’m going to hell….
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
God is a mass delusion.
We’re on our own in the world folks. Deal with it.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Me and tequila were good drinking buddies at one time. I sobered up and left him behind.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Meh. Borderline blasphemy, edgy humor. And bad theology.
But aside from that, Cartoon-Boy does a pretty good beer commercial….
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Ah Root Beer
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
Drunkenly bad theology
comicalUser over 2 years ago
Because we mistreat the great gift given, its domicile and nearly all of its denizens.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
What’s from Satan is “Schnapps”.No matter what flavor it is,just a sip can turn you inside out.
andrew.scharnhorst over 2 years ago
“To alcohol! … the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” — Homer J. Simpson