The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 27, 2022

Seared on one side.

That steak looks pretty tough, you may need Occam’s razor to cut it.

it takes forever to cook and longer to eat!

Steak with a twist.

Better than the Drag Strip Steak.

I’m sure this was inspired by the new Morbius movie.

Another one-sided conversation with the waiter.

As drawn, I don’t think it has a twist.

I’d like to see the cow that steak came from.

This is the fifth bottle of A1 Sauce and there’s still More Steak!!!

Better than a slice of blubber from Moby Dick!

Sonic the Hedgehog had something to do with this?

Torus the bull.

Does the chef drive an automöbiule?

bacon wrapped invisible sirloin?

Oh, a math term. No wonder I didn’t catch on!

Looks like Mobius Bacon.

Better than the waiter being the one stripping.

The wine is served in a Klein bottle https://www.kleinbottle.com/

Never ending steak. Now that is an idea I can get behind.

“I think there’s some mistake- this only came with one side”

Looks kind of rare.

Every chef knows that meat should be seasoned on both sides. What do they do when the meat only has one side?

If it’s a Mobius steak, then it’s an endless steak.

I don’t even know where to begin.

It’s never ending…

Then there’s the Mobius Strip Club just a few blocks away.

Wow, he can make one cut and sever the single side simultaneously.

There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop. Time becomes a loop.

Oh no! The comments will never end!

And I’d like it with a Klein bottle of wine.

Will it give you never ending heartburn?

The comic “Bizarro” by Dan Piraro and Wayno, on June 23rd 2011 had this exact same joke.

Looks more like a Mobius Bacon Strip

Gotta love a comic with a reference to such a fascinating mathematical construct!

It’s not even cooked on the other side!

Mmm a steak with no end

That might take forever to eat.