Best case scenario: The cop explains that the legal system has never set a standard for identification by goldfish, so their finning the perp wouldn’t stand up in court. She goes home to bed.
Worst case scenario: The cop calls for some additional help. She goes away for a nice long rest.
C almost 3 years ago
Logic is apparently gender specific
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
For a moment I thought she was going through airport security and those were her emotional support pets.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
After all they were there and fish have such great memories.
Stocky One almost 3 years ago
The scales of justice?
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Fishing for witnesses is tough on police
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Aquarium screen saver channel.
rshive almost 3 years ago
They can. Now your problem is to understand them.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They’re missing the Nat Geo channel?
mindjob almost 3 years ago
You’re out of luck, they were playing cards
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Can you read fish lips?
paranormal almost 3 years ago
That’s him! The great big blue blob!!!
Mentor397 almost 3 years ago
I dunno. Goldfish don’t have much of a mem- er… what were we talking about?
Ryan B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They definitely can tell who looks fishy.
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
Sorry, goldfish can’t remember anything past 3 minutes or 11 words…… oh, crap!
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
joke is whale off
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Best case scenario: The cop explains that the legal system has never set a standard for identification by goldfish, so their finning the perp wouldn’t stand up in court. She goes home to bed.
Worst case scenario: The cop calls for some additional help. She goes away for a nice long rest.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Talk about cartoon physics! She would not be able to lift that aquarium with all that water inside.