Pickles by Brian Crane for March 16, 2022

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 3 years ago

    “Let me point it at you Earl.. I’ll squeeze off a shot and we’ll see.”

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    At least twice a day I’m “Alexa find my phone”.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t answer the phone. Probably a marketer making cold calls.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Everybody’s a comedian.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Snort. That would NEVER happen to me! (When I leave something in the fridge, its a book!)

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Even when I’m out collecting carts for the grocery store I work for, I come across forgotten mobile phones in the carts; turn them in to customer service’s lost and found. I once found on the opening shift the mobile phone of a fellow associate in an abandoned cart near the garden center (rather than the lobbies) and it still had plenty of battery power from overnight. Never once found a forgotten mobile phone on the shelves or in the coolers… yet.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    Fair trade.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Time for you to check into assisted living.

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Estrogen does fog the brain

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    Mikey Jay  almost 3 years ago

    I put the brown sugar in the fridge last night. I had a snack of Shredded Wheat. At least I did not put the milk in the cupboard! :-)

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Phone in the fridge? Cool!

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    laughingkitty  almost 3 years ago

    I work at Walmart. People there are so often careless with their phones. I remember when we found 3 phones in less than a week which customers had put down and forgot to pick them up. All were turned in to the service desk (I found 2 of them) and claimed by their owners.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Keep your wallet in there- cold cash!

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Is that “Grey Poupon”?!

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    nicka93  almost 3 years ago

    Many people walk around distracted, trying to do two many things at the same time, and not doing any of them well.

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    juicebruce  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like the next Smartphone upgrade should include a leash . Very old school but it would work ;-)

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    “Again” implies that she’s done this before…not a good sign, Opal!

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    david_42  almost 3 years ago

    I was in Costco waiting to check out and the guy behind me called his wife to let her know he was in the checkout. Her phone rang, in her purse, in the cart.

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    Redd Panda  almost 3 years ago

    I changed my honey’s phone so it announces ‘’call from My Sweet Loverboy’’ when I call.

    And I quote her now; ‘’I don’t know why it does that, how does it know?’’

    Modern science, babe. Chuckle.

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    Tenner  almost 3 years ago

    It is OK that you don’t remember where you put your phone or car keys, it is when you can’t remember what the phone or car keys are for that you worry.

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    ANIMAL  almost 3 years ago

    Might be time for some new lenses…..

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like a cold call…

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    It’s fairly common to forget what you walked into a room for. But when the room in question is the bathroom, that could be a problem.

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    philwinn  almost 3 years ago

    Funny

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Oy!

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    petermerck  almost 3 years ago

    Opal needs to upgrade her mustard. It still flips open.

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    purepaul Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    All the comments about phones and purses are strange. When I left a four pack of Guiness Stout in my cart in the parking lot, it was gone in 10 minutes.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    A friend left hers on the counter at Taco Bell. (put down phone, picked up food, forgot to pick up phone… easy to do). I left mine on a counter at Binder Park Zoo gift shop… same scenario.

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    el_eye  almost 3 years ago

    Again???

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    Cool new skin for that phone! ☺

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    That was me yesterday…I got a return call from someone and had my directory out in anticipation of her call, we talked and then I couldn’t find my directory! I looked the usual places I might have set it down, nope! I looked in the freezer, garbage, odd places, nope! Then I discovered it…I’d put it away…absentmindedly.

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It was easier to keep track of phones when they were smaller and fit easily into most pockets. I will never get over missing the size and durability of my Razr, although I had to buy new batteries every year.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oops!

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    Why is she carrying her purse around the house ?

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    One of the problems of living alone is the lack of that second phone to find yours.

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    This is the way  almost 3 years ago

    My mom and I found a cellphone on a park bench. Don’t remember all the details but fortunately the owner was still at the park and we able to give it back to him.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if Earl is “getting back” for all the jibes Opal makes about him or he is truly surprised.

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    w16521  almost 3 years ago

    Its probably one of those robocalls asking you to extend your car’s warranty.

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