Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    And they’ll probably never find the body(ies).

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    RIP, congressman Bob.

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    kmcleland  over 2 years ago

    Everybody needs quicksand, or an shot gun.

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    Kveldulf  over 2 years ago

    Must keep this in mind.

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    kmcleland  over 2 years ago

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    Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Literally in political quicksand, I see.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Have you ever deliberately tried to make a quicksand pit? I can assure you that it’s NOT EASY. Not even feasible, most times. You CAN make s sinkhole, though, if the ground is correct. Or put in a hedge of thorn-apples across the sidewalk…

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    It’s a good thing they defunded the Pullease first.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Quicksand over peat bog. Say hi to Jimmy Hoffa!

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Quicksand is green?

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    jonnytest  over 2 years ago

    Well done!

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    Caldonia  over 2 years ago

    If I cared about the future, I wouldn’t make a mini me.

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    fomalhaut09  over 2 years ago

    Quicksand doesn’t work like this. It’s impossible to be completely submerged.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Sinking in a pit of platitudes.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Ah that must be the rare green quicksand.

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    Yontrop  over 2 years ago

    If someone takes the trouble to come to your door to talk to you about voting, you should listen. (If they want to talk to you about “eternity”… not so much.)

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    They never come to my house, too out if the way!

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    Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Invite him inside then apply the Castle Doctrine law

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Another Bob bites the dust.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    If your name is Bob in this strip, you’re probably doomed. Reminds me of the ‘red shirts’ on the original Star Trek.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Building Back Better at its Best

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    becida  over 2 years ago

    I have never had a politician come to my door looking for my vote, any politician.

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    kartis  over 2 years ago

    I prefer using a trebuchet for unwanted people at the door. Moves the problem well away and out of sight.

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    I can’t remember anyone ever coming to my door to lobby for a politician. Seems I’ve only ever received robocalls or spam emails, never in-person visits.

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    GlenGoodwin  over 2 years ago

    Good one, Pastis

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Rat doesn’t want a hundred miniature versions of himself running around the house.

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    TheWildSow  over 2 years ago

    Why is it green?

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Political quagmire indeed! April Fools is bringing out all the comic tropes!

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    johndifool  over 2 years ago

    Well, Rat is a Rodent of Unusual Size, after all…

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    Harold Blackorby  over 2 years ago

    Looks like someone screwed up on the colors today…

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    At last, a solution to the “teenagers” selling magazine subscriptions “to fund a community center”.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Just keep a crocodile in your yard. But don’t forget it’s there.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Eventually, corrupt politicians sink their own boat by their unscrupulous actions….

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    franki_g  over 2 years ago

    I immediately thought he was sinking due to a septic tank problem, and that kind of sucking hole might be more appropriate for politics.

    I’ve been binge watching Red Green Show, and have seen too many “ads” for Rothschild’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, I guess.

    “We’re everywhere you don’t want to be!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought he was sinking because of all the BS lies he was spewing

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    Flatworm  over 2 years ago

    In the 2018 congressional elections, the Democratic candidate, a nationally known and widely respected producer of documentary films for CBS and other organizations named Leslie Cockburn ran in the arch-conservative Virginia 5th congressional district. She lost to the Republican, a guy named Denver Riggleman, whose main claim to fame was that he is a devotee of Bigfoot erotica (honestly, you can’t make this stuff up).

    But during the campaign, her daughter would canvass for her in much the same way as the guy in this strip was doing for “Congressman Bob.” If her daughter had showed up on my doorstep I would have known I was either dreaming or had died and gone to heaven. You see, her daughter is the actress Olivia Wilde.

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Rat is basically the Mr. Burns of this strip.

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    How are they going to get out?

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    2022 isn’t an election year, unless he’s considering state elections. In that case, then it is.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Green sand???

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    Comicfan (C)  over 2 years ago

    Annihilate him, Quicksand.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Rat—-efficiency expert.

    How is he at solar panel salesmen?

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    azevedan  over 2 years ago

    I’m guessing the ground should have been colored tan instead of green….

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Trapdoors over mile deep holes shuts them up every time.

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    jbruins84341  over 2 years ago

    I like this idea!

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Wish we could. Unfortunately our front door opens onto the drive. Kinda hard to disguise a quicksand pit. But I wonder if Carlin’s old joke for keeping away Jehova’s Witnesses would work with campaign people.

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    ekke  over 2 years ago

    Good to see that the colorist actually read the comic! NOT!

    Alternately, there is a new substance: quickgrass.

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    Thanks for helping Rat!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    And another Political Operative bites the dust, sand, whatever.

    Effective, but it must have been a big chore, prepping a whole yardful of quicksand….

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    MUAH HA HA HAAAAAAA!

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    No One in Particular  over 2 years ago

    And another Bob meets an untimely end…

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