Have you ever deliberately tried to make a quicksand pit? I can assure you that it’s NOT EASY. Not even feasible, most times. You CAN make s sinkhole, though, if the ground is correct. Or put in a hedge of thorn-apples across the sidewalk…
If someone takes the trouble to come to your door to talk to you about voting, you should listen. (If they want to talk to you about “eternity”… not so much.)
I can’t remember anyone ever coming to my door to lobby for a politician. Seems I’ve only ever received robocalls or spam emails, never in-person visits.
In the 2018 congressional elections, the Democratic candidate, a nationally known and widely respected producer of documentary films for CBS and other organizations named Leslie Cockburn ran in the arch-conservative Virginia 5th congressional district. She lost to the Republican, a guy named Denver Riggleman, whose main claim to fame was that he is a devotee of Bigfoot erotica (honestly, you can’t make this stuff up).
But during the campaign, her daughter would canvass for her in much the same way as the guy in this strip was doing for “Congressman Bob.” If her daughter had showed up on my doorstep I would have known I was either dreaming or had died and gone to heaven. You see, her daughter is the actress Olivia Wilde.
Wish we could. Unfortunately our front door opens onto the drive. Kinda hard to disguise a quicksand pit. But I wonder if Carlin’s old joke for keeping away Jehova’s Witnesses would work with campaign people.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
And they’ll probably never find the body(ies).
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
RIP, congressman Bob.
kmcleland over 2 years ago
Everybody needs quicksand, or an shot gun.
Kveldulf over 2 years ago
Must keep this in mind.
kmcleland over 2 years ago
A not an
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Literally in political quicksand, I see.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Have you ever deliberately tried to make a quicksand pit? I can assure you that it’s NOT EASY. Not even feasible, most times. You CAN make s sinkhole, though, if the ground is correct. Or put in a hedge of thorn-apples across the sidewalk…
Bilan over 2 years ago
It’s a good thing they defunded the Pullease first.
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
Quicksand over peat bog. Say hi to Jimmy Hoffa!
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Quicksand is green?
jonnytest over 2 years ago
Well done!
Caldonia over 2 years ago
If I cared about the future, I wouldn’t make a mini me.
fomalhaut09 over 2 years ago
Quicksand doesn’t work like this. It’s impossible to be completely submerged.
rshive over 2 years ago
Sinking in a pit of platitudes.
Gent over 2 years ago
Ah that must be the rare green quicksand.
Yontrop over 2 years ago
If someone takes the trouble to come to your door to talk to you about voting, you should listen. (If they want to talk to you about “eternity”… not so much.)
iggyman over 2 years ago
They never come to my house, too out if the way!
Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Invite him inside then apply the Castle Doctrine law
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Another Bob bites the dust.
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
If your name is Bob in this strip, you’re probably doomed. Reminds me of the ‘red shirts’ on the original Star Trek.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Building Back Better at its Best
becida over 2 years ago
I have never had a politician come to my door looking for my vote, any politician.
kartis over 2 years ago
I prefer using a trebuchet for unwanted people at the door. Moves the problem well away and out of sight.
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
I can’t remember anyone ever coming to my door to lobby for a politician. Seems I’ve only ever received robocalls or spam emails, never in-person visits.
GlenGoodwin over 2 years ago
Good one, Pastis
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Rat doesn’t want a hundred miniature versions of himself running around the house.
TheWildSow over 2 years ago
Why is it green?
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Political quagmire indeed! April Fools is bringing out all the comic tropes!
johndifool over 2 years ago
Well, Rat is a Rodent of Unusual Size, after all…
Harold Blackorby over 2 years ago
Looks like someone screwed up on the colors today…
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
At last, a solution to the “teenagers” selling magazine subscriptions “to fund a community center”.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Just keep a crocodile in your yard. But don’t forget it’s there.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Eventually, corrupt politicians sink their own boat by their unscrupulous actions….
franki_g over 2 years ago
I immediately thought he was sinking due to a septic tank problem, and that kind of sucking hole might be more appropriate for politics.
I’ve been binge watching Red Green Show, and have seen too many “ads” for Rothschild’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, I guess.
“We’re everywhere you don’t want to be!”
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I thought he was sinking because of all the BS lies he was spewing
Flatworm over 2 years ago
In the 2018 congressional elections, the Democratic candidate, a nationally known and widely respected producer of documentary films for CBS and other organizations named Leslie Cockburn ran in the arch-conservative Virginia 5th congressional district. She lost to the Republican, a guy named Denver Riggleman, whose main claim to fame was that he is a devotee of Bigfoot erotica (honestly, you can’t make this stuff up).
But during the campaign, her daughter would canvass for her in much the same way as the guy in this strip was doing for “Congressman Bob.” If her daughter had showed up on my doorstep I would have known I was either dreaming or had died and gone to heaven. You see, her daughter is the actress Olivia Wilde.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Rat is basically the Mr. Burns of this strip.
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
How are they going to get out?
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
2022 isn’t an election year, unless he’s considering state elections. In that case, then it is.
dpatrickryan Premium Member over 2 years ago
Green sand???
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Annihilate him, Quicksand.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Rat—-efficiency expert.
How is he at solar panel salesmen?
azevedan over 2 years ago
I’m guessing the ground should have been colored tan instead of green….
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Trapdoors over mile deep holes shuts them up every time.
jbruins84341 over 2 years ago
I like this idea!
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Wish we could. Unfortunately our front door opens onto the drive. Kinda hard to disguise a quicksand pit. But I wonder if Carlin’s old joke for keeping away Jehova’s Witnesses would work with campaign people.
ekke over 2 years ago
Good to see that the colorist actually read the comic! NOT!
Alternately, there is a new substance: quickgrass.
Baucuva over 2 years ago
Thanks for helping Rat!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
And another Political Operative bites the dust, sand, whatever.
Effective, but it must have been a big chore, prepping a whole yardful of quicksand….
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
MUAH HA HA HAAAAAAA!
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
And another Bob meets an untimely end…