The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 09, 2022

i like the french fries on the wall, though the color i see looks more like Mrs Zucchini head!

That’s nice that she keeps a picture on the wall of one of her children that passed away. Glad that they didn’t go with cremation. I’m sure his final wishes must have someone a very happy (meal) memory.

Then the balls in your court.

I like the picture on the wall, a long passed relative or a revered public figure?

A bag of Miracle Grow in a drawer?

Julian’s always sprouting off what a spud he is, but I nip it in the bud. I’ve got eyes in the back of my head.

TMI!

Still … is she sure he can’t/won’t find/get any of those attachments while he’s out?

In fact I’m keeping it warm for him right now.

Leaves me wondering how many individuals have crafted their own “special” parts for Mr. Spudnoggin.

I don’t remember any “special parts” in my Mr. Potato Head. Maybe the one I got was defective.

Yikes!

is Potato

hmmm, guess that while he’s away on business he never has a hard time…

Me wonder what A Common Tator has to says about this!

Thank you, Sam Kinison. “Please Honey, all the other guys are taking theirs.”

This arrangement was reached after he came home with a potato bug infestation.

Idaho Red and Yukon Gold waiting for their ministers to come by, Chip Monk and French Fryer.

Some guys are mashers even when their wives are holding onto their bits.

She has his bits all latke’d up

If it’s removable, he may have a travel version.

I’m trying really hard not to picture this…

Amazon delivers overnight to most hotels.

Plug for McDonald’s in this cartoon.

Dear departed loved one in the background.

Funny

And if he DOES cheat… does he wind up like the fries pictured on the wall?!

I wonder what precipi-tatered that decision.

She also keeps an eye on him.

How many of you heard her speaking in the voice of Estelle Harris?

His eyes?

Remember what happened to Julienne……..

Before he goes she always installs the “Trump hands”…

Isn’t this more appropriate for Loose Parts?

But has she heard of plug-and-play?

Wonder what potato head is like? :)

Scott should’ve drawn a small box on a coffee table.

I never got those parts in my kit.

No illegitimate tater tots, then.

That’ll work

The “Mr. Peanut” version…..

What does she need the rest of him for?

Some re-assembly required.

Bonus fry!

So what happens if he comes home fried?