Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 21, 2022

Maybe it’s because you’re a barber.

Bah, I’ll never get it….

For some more on pessimism – see today’s Shoe:

https://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2022/04/21

Betcha he can’t pronounce it, either.

All I see is a large gray stain. I think your wall needs cleaning.

The smallest line I can read is “Copyright 2017” in the bottom right hand corner.

An Optometrist who is a Pessimist… How did he ever pass his exams!?!?!

“Keep your glasses clean. You can’t be optimistic with a misty optic.” – Random recollection from childhood…

But is the chart half legible or half illegible?

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.86a979e540a350df6ec71da048bf4084?rik=AYNobnE%2foehI9Q&riu=http%3a%2f%2f1.bp.blogspot.com%2f-aYb5N6XEyOM%2fUkMJyMMf0_I%2fAAAAAAAAAH0%2fNPx3ZoKx9n8%2fs1600%2finsane%2beye%2bdoctor.jpg&ehk=yPvK2jWkn8OFIZ6EmB1xZ9riPqptGJToUJ2aqJUbeDk%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

The worst kind of stigmatism.

He prescribes glasses that are half empty.