Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2022

Danae is back-LIFE IS GOOD!!!

There’s stinky booger brained guy we’d all like you to fix. I think his name is Pootin

Humanity is stupid as a whole – absolutely. We have been for a while.

I’m all for fixing it. I’m NOT all for letting her be in charge of that effort.

The world is more tolerable thanks to the BWA-HA-HA’s.

Save the antacids until you really need them.

Smart phones have brightly illuminated out stupidity for all to see and treasure. Stupids of the world, type!

World War? Boom!

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Danae’s hair has gotten much darker.

Given her reactions, I can’t tell if Danae was reading the news or social media memes.

Uh-Oh!

Danae fixing the world’s stupidity: now THAT would be a “miracle” worth watching. . .

“I’m the only one who can fix it!”

I wonder if it’s possible to get a door dash or Uber pharmacy delivery set up to go whenever your Apple Watch or whatever indicates a spike in blood pressure?

And by “fix it,” I assume you mean “profit off it,” right?

Danae should make the jump to Marvel comics.

The headline in the last panel says it all…

She’ll get rid of the stinky part by dousing cities with channel #5 from low flying airplanes

And the great thing, the really great thing, is that one-size-fits-all. Why has no one ever thought of this before?

What do you call a thousand of the traitor cowards in the Vichy GOP chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Get me a double…..

Ah, that’s Danae! A born Social Justice Warrior.

Scary possibilities ahead.

Now. Definitely now. Then, when it hits the fan, I’ll be ready for the next dose.

When this kid gets an idea,dive for the nearest fallout shelter.

Oh now, definitely NOW on the antacids. It’s never too early for antacids!

At least someone is trying.

If Danae’s idea has anything to do with telephone solicitors,I’m all for it.

Hogwarts printed newspaper.

Danae has always known that boys are stupid and stinky. Does this mean that she now realizes that girls are also stupid and stinky?

I don’t know what the deal is, but UBlock Plus prevented the strip from loading. It didn’t do that earlier today and I swear I didn’t try to block anything here.

Senate Report:

https://tinyurl.com/Was-there-any

Good advice, Kate.

I fear that a lot of the becoming “REALLY stupid and stinky” has come about via people who are SO SURE they’re “fixing” things…

The way things are now, there is nothing she can do to make it worse. Hopefully she could make things better.