Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 03, 2022

If ya wanna be smart ya gotta have Designer Genes.

And this guy managed to be a scientist how ?

Well, what brand are YOU wearing, Watkins?

Jean-ius

uh did you start with yourself Mr Watkins?

If only Mr. Watkins realizes, that he just need to ask his Dad and Mum.

It’s like he’s “up a Crick without a paddle”

Should I mention that his fly is open?

Me, I wear cargo pants.

The Jean pool’s filter’s clogged. Again!

Are the jeans a double helix weave?

♪♫ Jean Genie lives on his back. ♫♪

Probably the ones with the fake holes that lets stupid in.

Jeans don’t carry stupidity, the shredded ones only indicate its presence.

Watkins did discover that diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.

Five oh ones. See three.

Jeans, Gene, Jeans

Hire an experienced wrangler.

I love the jeans that are shredded.I wore those when I was in high school.i want to see more people wearing those.especially the girls.they look cool!!!

Denim deficiency … hole lotta that goin’ on …!

Perhaps we should let the rodent lead. He’s post-doc in Jean therapies.

just look at the price tags!

Study the genes of those who pay a premium for distressed jeans. In the name of vanity.

now we know where the STUUUUPID come from

It’s buying “new” jeans with holes. Sorry I’m showing my age and wisdom.

Great one today, funniest thing I’ve seen for a while! What a world, What a world !!!

See? Words DO matter!

Looks like Watkins has some of those genes.

The ones with the stupid genes are those that pay hundreds dollars for jeans that are already ripped to shreds!

Good Grief, Rickenbacker!

Perhaps he should check the brand he is wearing.

When he wakes up the morning light, he pulls on his jeans and feels all right.

The stupid comes first, which causes folks to buy jeans that are far too small.

Methinks one pair would have done it