Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2022

Airmail!

Is this the precursor of the USPS???!

/SHNARK/

When does “Overnight” not necessarily mean “Overnight?” When you’re mailing it from Id.

Overnight delivery comes with some uncertainty and some risks.

I hope it’s nothing fragile……..

Put DeJoy on a trebuchet or better yet let him play catch at the other end. That would speed up USPS and improve morale.

No. More. Cronies!

Ah old school fedex deliveries

BUT, We Aim To Please.

“When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!” Fine print: “But we can’t guarantee that it’ll be there in one piece!”

Wouldn’t this count as “same day delivery”?

no. UPS

Did you insure that package?

Bazinga!

The sooner the better, She needs the crystal goblets and punch bowl for the party she’s hosting tomorrow.

I’m thinking it won’t arrive over night, but what are you supposed to do if it doesn’t? When you really need it there overnight and the shipper fumbles it, getting your money back just doesn’t get it. (Go ahead, try and get your money back. Ha!)

It says “overnight”. I would expect it to arrive overnight.

Early drone technology?

“…and her ability to dodge.”

Not much has changed, still depends on there aim !

Return to sender

The guy was polite anyway.

Still preferable to amazon.