Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2022

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    Airmail!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is this the precursor of the USPS???!

    /SHNARK/

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When does “Overnight” not necessarily mean “Overnight?” When you’re mailing it from Id.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Overnight delivery comes with some uncertainty and some risks.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 2 years ago

    I hope it’s nothing fragile……..

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    Display  over 2 years ago

    Put DeJoy on a trebuchet or better yet let him play catch at the other end. That would speed up USPS and improve morale.

    No. More. Cronies!

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Ah old school fedex deliveries

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    russef  over 2 years ago

    BUT, We Aim To Please.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    “When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!” Fine print: “But we can’t guarantee that it’ll be there in one piece!”

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t this count as “same day delivery”?

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    no. UPS

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    Did you insure that package?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Bazinga!

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    The sooner the better, She needs the crystal goblets and punch bowl for the party she’s hosting tomorrow.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m thinking it won’t arrive over night, but what are you supposed to do if it doesn’t? When you really need it there overnight and the shipper fumbles it, getting your money back just doesn’t get it. (Go ahead, try and get your money back. Ha!)

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    It says “overnight”. I would expect it to arrive overnight.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Early drone technology?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    “…and her ability to dodge.”

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    One of the 12 monkeys  over 2 years ago

    Not much has changed, still depends on there aim !

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    Return to sender

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    The guy was polite anyway.

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    [lizardprotector]  over 2 years ago

    Still preferable to amazon.

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