[nerd alert] Back in the day, you could always tell the comic book genius because he was smoking a pipe, the boss would have a cigar, and the tough guy would be smoking a cigarette.
T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents had a side character named ‘Weed’ because he always had a butt in his puss.
GAL: Yo breath so bad I can see it! Yo mama called – she wants her mustache back.
GUY: Yo boyfriend says everyday is February 14 with you ’cause you always giving out VD presents to erebody. He say, you ever have a baby, it better be born with a machete to cut its way through that jungle you got growing!
(“Yes, but not as silly as the way your eyes completely disappear when you are wearing glasses. Hmmm…. maybe you really don’t have eyeballs under there, and maybe you are really some sort of space alien from a planet where they breathe smoke.”
GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
Wait, you’re not smoking! You’re on fire!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 2 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/smoking-hot-phallic-symbol/
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And, if anyone’s interested, the YouTube mini-series where I talk about my Disney career, Carl Barks and Disney comics is now up to four episodes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBnBtIpz_q8
C over 2 years ago
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Qiset over 2 years ago
On Disney? No thanks.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Will the cigar reappear when Ginny puts on a blue dress?
distortion over 2 years ago
wishful thinking
zensolo Premium Member over 2 years ago
The better to draw attention to the privilege of blowing hot air!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
i thought it was a scene from raiders of the lost ark…
Unlicensed Bozo over 2 years ago
A little self promotion is never bad.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Come on little girl, I got something to show you……
Differentname over 2 years ago
[nerd alert] Back in the day, you could always tell the comic book genius because he was smoking a pipe, the boss would have a cigar, and the tough guy would be smoking a cigarette.
T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents had a side character named ‘Weed’ because he always had a butt in his puss.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
At last we learn John’s secret for getting women, the giant cigar.
Another Take over 2 years ago
GAL: Yo breath so bad I can see it! Yo mama called – she wants her mustache back.
GUY: Yo boyfriend says everyday is February 14 with you ’cause you always giving out VD presents to erebody. He say, you ever have a baby, it better be born with a machete to cut its way through that jungle you got growing!
Man and wife playing the double dozens…
rlaker22j over 2 years ago
look out for slick Willy
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that a giant cigar in your pocket……
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Yeah, you may want to keep working on your recipe for garlic/durian ice cream…”
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
No. He’s just an old stogie. Dump him.
Purple-Stater Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just a little cold today.
swanridge over 2 years ago
(“Yes, but not as silly as the way your eyes completely disappear when you are wearing glasses. Hmmm…. maybe you really don’t have eyeballs under there, and maybe you are really some sort of space alien from a planet where they breathe smoke.”
SofaKing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Perhaps he just set a bong down on the table and we can’t see it.
KenDHoward1 over 2 years ago
Being an aficionado of good Cubans ( they’re legal … thanks Obama ), I must always remember that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar … ;)
anomaly over 2 years ago
He’s working on having a flaming-breath superpower, but not quite there yet.
Ontman over 2 years ago
Giant cigars. Many are imaginary.
Bilan over 2 years ago
You know he’s a big honcho when he can blow smoke both literally and physically.
Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago
A con man is always blowing smoke.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
One is as imaginary as the other.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Not likely!