Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 14, 2022

Nobody is?

He resists pier pressure.

They should dock him.

Always wait until AFTER you have had your coffee if you want to enjoy your mooring.

Moor’s the pity.

Are you a Moorish person?

The result is an excuse for a triple-facepalm

If this feeling changes his color, perhaps he’s a moodring person.

I get his drift.

That’s why he always misses (or loses) the boat.

The cartoonist’s original strip had a fellow with a party hat and noisemaker at a funeral – with the caption, “I’m not a mourning person.”

He gets that sinking feeling a lot though.

Life’s a beaching.

Been there…done that(almost).

Okay, which one of you sent Mark a copy of the Henny Youngman joke book?

Without his coffee, he’s all at sea.

And I’m not a mourning parson.

But what sunk it ? Somebody’s got loose lips

He’s not a boat owner, either.

he really seems to have lost his moorings…

I’d say, “whatever floats his boat,” but, that apparently didn’t work, either.

He was just slipping away……..