Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Just thinkin’ about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow…

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    When feeling all alone, depend on your Buds.

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    Algolei I  over 2 years ago

    “I hope to die peacefully in my sleep before things get really bad.”

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    jmarkoff2  over 2 years ago

    Every generation is full of people who think the world is ending. 1919, for example.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Of course there’s going to be a future. How much of a future? That’s the question.

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Bob, listen to your colleague.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    I dated a woman named Hope once. We had no future.

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    I wasn’t aware that Pig is a teenager still in education. But it fits to not yet having seen him at any kind of steady work.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    that Orwell’s 1984 is pure fiction.

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    Each generation goes faster than the previous one, and more people are waiting for the train wreck.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Picky, picky, picky.

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    jimchronister2016  over 2 years ago

    drinking is NOT the answer, I know!

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    einarbt  over 2 years ago

    Even without a future there is hope.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 2 years ago

    The future ain’t what it used to be.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Enjoy every day as your last, as it could be!

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    The future has had this bad habit of pushing itself right into my present situation.

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Pig just Loves his Debbie Downer Pills …..

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh there’s a blessed future, but it has nothing to do with this world, which doesn’t have much a future, unfortunately. Things are NOT gonna get better.

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    SusieB  over 2 years ago

    I don’t have kids or grandkids. Kind of glad, because the future is not very bright, especially for girls and young women.

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    Znox11  over 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, some people want our future to look like the past.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 2 years ago

    It’s always raining somewhere.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 2 years ago

    It’s always something: global cooling, global warming, super flu, bird flu, monkey flu, cold war, atomic bombs, earthquakes, floods, fires, tornadoes…the list is endless. Sometimes you just gotta shut it all out and chill.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Evangelicals both think the world will end soon AND pooh-pooh anyone who talks about a coming devastating climate crisis. I have no explanation for this except "We disagree with anything labelled “‘liberal.’”

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    My hope is for peace in the world. As if that’s ever gonna happen.

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    NavalHistorian  over 2 years ago

    Given all that’s happened in the past five years or so, is the teacher really sure he wants there to be a future? Also, the answer is always either drinking more or lower standards.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Drinking never solves any problems. It only irrigates them. :-p

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No. THanks to climate change, we will all roast.

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    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    There’s always gonna be negative stuff, uncertainties abound, however isn’t it amazing how wonderful and fearfully we are made by our creator, we deal with whatever may be fall us and He, the creator helps us. Therefore, rejoice in the present.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    One day, generations will make an about turn and restore family values, respect, etc.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh there is one. But humanity can not fix it by themselves. BTW-this strip taking on a darker tone lately?

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    DannyDonkeyHatesPeople  over 2 years ago

    Yes Bob, drinking is the answer.

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    What do you want to be when you grow up?

    I just want to be alive.

    - Chicago Farmer, Windy City Blown Away

    https://youtu.be/X_tL0gCXtAA

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    Make it to retirement with something left in my 401K.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    Technically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

    but it is not the solution that you need.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    May not be the answer but it definitely helps…..

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    If the world comes to an end,how do we tell people what happened?

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    Johnathan Theodore  over 2 years ago

    That damn dumb fucking pig, my grandkids hate you

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    patrickab7  over 2 years ago

    I don’t even drink and this sounds like a plan.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    There would be hopes or would be a future? I would hope that we have hopes.

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    pontiac59  over 2 years ago

    If you’d told me 30 years ago what my future would be I’m not sure I’d have believed it. Because today the guy with the martini glasses does have the right answer.

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    Brian Fink  over 2 years ago

    Well, when the dolphins start taking off, Ill be sure to grab my towel!

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, there will certainly be A future of some sort. A lot of you aren’t going to like it much, though.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    yersinia pestis strikes again :D

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    billdaviswords  over 2 years ago

    Pig’s in school?

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    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    In this case you should only be asking women, in which case pig is right

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, ow! But of course there will be a future. I think maybe 5-10 years of it.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Every time I think I can’t be more like Pig, Stephan puts out another one.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    If drinking really is the answer, Teacher Bob, I’d recommend you get seriously sloshed!

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    Comicfan (C)  over 2 years ago

    So Pig is Gen Z?

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    donut reply  over 2 years ago

    Woody Woodbury: Booze is the Only Answer.

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    robertiris  almost 2 years ago

    The world is always ending. The hope is you’ll be included in the reboot.

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