Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 13, 2022

He is not going to make a cent.

here’s a great idea, Calvin: just abandon the booth (but that’s just a few days away)

Yesterday I made a trip and payed for it before starting. On the way back they collected again for the leader. That was too much I thought!

Consultants ALWAYS get at least some of the cash in advance.

Actually, that is a great idea when you want to wash your hair.

Sure Cal Baby, like that’s gonna happen.

Scam.

What, no tip for the idea, Susie?

I’ll tell you what I think about today’s cartoon, but you have to pay me a dollar… IN ADVANCE.

Well Susie, you just took advantage of one.

Calvin must have been watching Mr. Haney on Green Acres and put his schemes to use for himself.

He’s on the fast-track to becoming a ‘consultant’. Or better yet, work for a politician as an ‘advisor’.

Cripes, I missed out on the great idea of charging hipsters 10 bucks for a cup of stock by calling it “bone broth”.

Not unlike Lucy’s “Psychiatric Help: 5 Cents”.

What if Susie goes fly a kite?

If this is the beginning he will soon be out of business.

Don’t worry, Suzie. You are young and there are even more impossible to believe events ahead.

One person’s “great idea” is another’s “What the heck?”

I’ve been charged way more for just as bad.

The marketing department suggests switching to “brilliant ideas” and charge an extra quarter.

‘Calvin’ should know that all that he will get from ‘Susie’ is verbal abuse(most of the time—sometimes physical) ! ! ! !

Calvin needs a ‘’two for’’ special, to get the crowd in the door.

Great ideas. Not Great Comebacks.

“and poop in your hat”… That’s $2.00

Everybody’s got ideas. “Great” is a matter of opinion.

Wet ideas are free.

Great ideas are seldom and expensive!!

LOL…. good one.

I assume half-baked ideas are 50 cents?

Don’t mention time shares, Calvin.

You have a smart client, Calvin. Difficult to outwit Susie.

Too bad he doesn’t have a stand in Washington, DC…

You owe her a dollar too, Calvin. Call it even.

So “Go soak your head” is a great idea? It’s not even a great comeback.

What’s a “great idea” to Calvin is the “dumbest thing ever” to others.

A penny for your thoughts.

As always, Calvin is ahead of his time. Now he could join an “experts network”.

Imagine Calvin starting a Great Ideas website…

Reading the sign, if somebody has a great idea and tells it to Calvin, Calvin must pay $1 for the great idea.

Try and get it, Smartypants.