Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 20, 2022

Don’t I get credit for keeping it in the family?

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Her: Hmmm, what a coincidence …I was banging your twin sisters. Either one is better than you, but when they team up…..!!!

You’re still hitting on all cylinders, John. Keep it up! (How many kids are wondering right now what I meant by “cylinder” — hmmmm?)

Well, you know, they didn’t actually do much sleeping…

Then He proceeds to make things worse by saying " You should talk to your sister to get some pointers on making Love" !

Just wondering….Bullet Bra = Bullet time for him (a la Wachowski sisters?) (Now I’m going to wonder all day how THAT association popped into my little mind).

I just banged into her by accident,,

But why is your sister’s voice so low?

And why do you call her “Madison?”

And boy, that wheelchair is uncomfortable.

And is Maddy always that angry about stuff too?

Anyway, her underwear is purdier than yours. Those lace panties…

She was always jealous of her sister and knew one day this would happen….he’s a putz

“She was the one sleeping. I was VERY awake!”

Great moments in back-tracking, No. 4589.

…because we most definitely were NOT sleeping!

Congrats to her, if she got that worm to work. Next time, try electrified barbed wire.

He didn’t get any sleep until she went home after breakfast.

Yeah, until then, “twinning” meant giving birth to twins, but now it means accidentally having sex with your twin sister!!

I mean…in the dark with no clothes on she looks so much like you!

She even sounds like you in the video.

“I tripped and fell into her lady parts”

Accidentally on purpose, well, alright then.

It was your mother.

Well, he certainly cleared that up.

Double the pleasure, double the fun!

GUY: “But you used to love having my big hairy mitts all over you”

GAL: “Yeah, well we’re married now so BACKOFF SASQUATCH!”

“It’s nothing romantic. She just loves you very much and wants to keep you happy by making sure that I’m at the peak of performance for you.”

Ohhhhhhh there’s a joke here i’m not touching…..

“It’s okay Dear. I’ve been sleeping with YOUR sister since before we started dating.”

As long as it was just sleeping it’s not a problem. However she’s late…..and I don’t mean her getting home.

THIS time, I slept with your mother.

OK, John. What inspires your art? Does your wife appreciate it?