Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 22, 2022

The patrons are dropping like (bar)flies!

In good company

@Ling Today’s strip IS funny but a variation of a theme, the alterations needed to improve the pub is changing our HERO mr andrew Capp is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am, come passerai la vostra Domenich mio piu meno vecchio Amicho? out Sunday should be slightly busy but we should cope hope, we both are in a good mood , no early morning drive , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house keep hydrated and eat some of Connie’s super lasagna keep safe and a bientot pal.

hmmm change the location of the door

I assume the pub is owned by the barkeep? Why would the Brewery get involved in alternations? Some weird English law?

That man from the brewery should be pleased that Capp likes his product enough to get stinko.

Now, he can watch as Jack tosses that worthless bum into the canal!!

Whatever ALES you…

That’s after…. this is before:-

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-21st-may-2022-26943061

A fermenting room for your customers to ferment in?

Well Jack I don’t think you want to lose the money “Flo”

At least Andy is still standing…..some what?

Technically, Andy would have to spend money to qualify as a customer!

good catch. Flo?

Double the prices – Hire cute chick – sell more – you get better clientele. Retire South France.

Is that Chalke on the floor or some other chap?

I think every bartender from here to Halifax (& beyond) will agree with today’s kartune!

Change your taps over to those fruity craft beers and your clientele will change. You might even get paying customers.

Based on consumption, Andy is probably Jacks best customer so I am surprised he would want to lose him.

Yeah, good luck with that, Jack.

Mr Capp is a city land mark, a tourist attraction!

Try putting up a “NO MOOCHING… STRICTLY ENFORCED” sign. That would keep Andy out.

Are breweries allowed to have ownership (?) of pubs in England?