Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2022

Oh God. Now we have to hear about smart toilets and anal fingerprinting again.

It’s true, I wear my heart and my ass on my sleeve.

Oh, great. Must you bring up my butt-face again?

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale

Was imprinted the price of pale ale.

While on her behind

For the sake of the blind

Was imprinted the same thing, in Braille!

Yes. Your butt is an open book. You can imagine what I think of the content.

…it’s written across my butt because more people read that than the phone book …

…Madame Tushteau was a fortune teller famous for her eccentric readings…

…one she called Butt dialing…

…“Your dupa tells all.”…

…she would say…

…you could even send your reading in via printing/fax machine…

…the second was more future forward…

…it was not to everyone’s personal taste…

…but twenty dollars is twenty dollars…

…and she would read your fortune via the spittle…

…a face shot cost extra…

…but reading your face always told the truth…

…but the butt dialing wasn’t always what it was cracked up to be…

…who wants to know their future anyway?…

…I don’t even know what dark matter is…

i’m thinking about blackLicorice… should’ve been 1st place in my state.

Does this mean I have to start testicle tanning?

I’m not one to mince words but you can always know what I’m thinking …..it always comes out in the end!

Read my lips…and don’t pinch my cheeks!

A haiku Just look at my butt / you thinking what I’m thinking?/ no mystery there

Those X-ray goggles you sent away for are starting to pay off, eh, young fella?

I like this little feller. He is cute.

Facial Butt Tuck..

Teresa said butt.

Good stuff on the blog today! (It’s rare that Sister Teresa breaks her code of silence and talks a little about herself.)

https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com

Outspoken young man. Explains his nose …!

Especially if its a politician with their head up their rear.

I choose not to be physically positioned as would be necessary to aquire a tramp stamp.

Hey, stop staring at my butt. What, does it look like a billboard or something? Don’t answer that, wiener nose.

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Why, you naughty little boy! A voyeur, at your age! What’s written across my butt is truly none of your business!

And, stop picking your nose in public!

I’ve even read the footnotes.

Did somebody shave it and make you walk backwards?