Herman by Jim Unger for June 23, 2022

Because it don’t fit anymore.

Dump some grape juice on her to change the color.

The nerve

I’ve been wearing this suit for over two and a half years. Don’t know what her problem is.

♪She may be weary. Women do get weary, wearing the same shabby dress. And when she’s weary, try a little tenderness♪

Don’t buy her one and the next thing she’ll want is a divorce.

Why rush things?

(Although my beloved was well into maternity clothes by then. With a babe like his, how has he not…..?)

I like her in this dress. It’s so great.

Every day has been just like the day we got married.

Variation on an old joke:

Every day, my wife keeps asking me for hundred dollar bills.

What does she do with all that money?

I don’t know. I never give her any.

The usual exchange rate – she gets a new dress, he gets a new tie.

I wanted to buy a tuxedo, but she said I had to rent one. I’ve needed a tux 4 more times but she only wore that dress once.

Selfish.

That’s gratitude for ya

No she said ADdress.

That gal had no dresses?