Herman by Jim Unger for June 25, 2022

Sure, go to Arizona.

Too soon?

He’ll ask them to read the bible and they will come back later and ask for some foxes so they can attach fire to their tails.

Kansas in October

“I keep telling you there are better ways to make popcorn.”

Does Putin have three sons? This could explain much.

Ukraine

Try the Jones’ yard. He never cuts his grass.

There’s a pot farm just outside town. Try that one.

Burn our neighbors’ gardens. Not ours.

thats how it starts…….

“The in-laws live in Sheboygan.”

How about pillaging your rooms?

The next town.

“Going back to the eleven hundreds should do it, son.”

In HS I spent the summers working on farms. There were 90 degree days in the fields that I wanted to burn the hay…

Burning crops is hard.. more fun to go straight to pillage and rape.

Well, you can go to Chicago’s Magnificient Mile to loot and pillage…

Let’s go a-Viking!

Just find a farmer that’s close to bankruptcy. He’ll probably thank you.

crop circle

At least the kids learned something in their world history class.

Wait until the Goths get here and you can join them……

Talk to your kids about Vikinging before its too late. Think about it wont you?

“Try Mr. Meyer’s, down at the corner…”