The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 21, 2022

I guess all the scissors in hell are pinking shears.

Well, you should eat healthy if you want to live for… oh, wait a sec.

Wait till you get to the beverage station and all they have is Flint Michigan tap water!

but i LIKE haggis!

For me it would be liver, lobster (wicked allergic), okra, organ meats like sweetbreads, haggis, insects, spiders. I could probably come up with more items if I gave it some thought. But really, why would I want to?

If you know the right people they can get you those little tins of ground up ham.

Steamed to the height of tastelessness.

Let me guess… those two are former cafeteria workers. Yes?

All the foods are watered down and soupy and the only utensils are forks.

next one over is tofu!

Shouldn’t they be serving deviled eggs, devil dogs, and devil’s food cake?

As they said in the movie, Vegas Vacation, “I’ll have some of the yellow. Clark, the bread pudding is extra runny tonight”.

Healthy food so they can suffer longer.

Send out an SOS. That stuff aint bad.

Probably serve veggie burgers only (just kidding, I like them).

That last choice is probably haggis. Haggis is a type of savory pudding. Haggis is a tasty dish, made using sheep pluck (the lungs, hearts, and liver). The cooked minced offal is mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasonings and encased in the sheep stomach. I could continue but I think you get the idea…

Where’s the cilantro?

The line isn’t moving.

At least they let you keep your clothes on.

What, no okra?

What, no century eggs?

Hey! They have pizza! Oh wait. It has pineapple.

This would be my personal cafeteria hell.

LuteFISK, luteFISK…

Perfect timing for this strip. This morning a co-worker tricked several of us into trying a candy/snack made from Durian fruit. It smells awful and tastes just as bad. I thought it was like eating rotten food mixed with floor polish. That’s probably the dessert at this cafeteria.

Ha’karl. In fact, if they had told me that is the only thing served in hell, I may just have minded my P’s and Q’s a bit more.

Maybe they’ll have baked Alaska for dessert.

There are also signs and empty dishes for whatever you actually want to eat. Always empty.

Wait till they find out all consumed food must be snorted.

for dessert, fruitcake…

LOL. But our depictions of hell are like a picnic compared to the real thing.

As a true Scotsman, I am offended that Haggis is put in the same category as kale. Have you ever tasted haggis?

Apart from listening vested interests, why (and how) are we supposed to like kale?