Awwww shucks, stop! …..there are more hot flaming broads out there, ya know! I have been known to to leave a “Scorched Earth” impression…..so watch it handsome.
I really liked the song itself back when I took it as a sign of devotion expressed by one lover to another, but some of the shine went off of it when I learned that Debby Boone was referring to Jesus, not an actual human being. I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised, given that her dad Pat was also a TB™.
Since all the good puns are already taken, I’ll just get a little philosophical here and mention that this reminds me of Tevye, from Fiddler on the Roof, in a scene where he’s musing over the wisdom of sticking to your own kind: “A fish might fall in love with a bird, but where would they build a home?”
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
giving the slogan “Flick my Bic” a literal interpretation…
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
On a lighter note …
kingdiamond69 over 2 years ago
Hey I used to see her at concerts all the time back in the day.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago
You’re killing each other, dummies.
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
You should see some of his old flames.
macky87 over 2 years ago
That’s odd, just the other day he told me that Diana really burns him up.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
She shrieked “eee! Cigarette” as he mumbled “But Juul was just a fling that meant nothing to me.”
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Their relationship went up in smoke.
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
“Girl, he’s no good for you. He’ll just make an ash of himself in front of your friends. ’
iggyman over 2 years ago
Turn her on she really is a hot chick!
bignatefantic2.0 over 2 years ago
They’re trying to heat up their relationship
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
Next thing, he’ll be singing, “Come on baby, light my fire”..
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Awwww shucks, stop! …..there are more hot flaming broads out there, ya know! I have been known to to leave a “Scorched Earth” impression…..so watch it handsome.
bobpeters61 over 2 years ago
She really sparked up his smoldering desire.
jel354 over 2 years ago
He certainly doesn’t have a filter on now.
GentlemanBill over 2 years ago
Come on baby, light my fire… I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you…
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
Come flick her BIC!
e.groves over 2 years ago
What a Butt-head.
Beaker over 2 years ago
She’s thinking “nice butt”.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
he always ends up the butt of jokes
Herd of Turtles over 2 years ago
Whoever doesn’t hear Debby Boone right now raise your hand.
Doug K over 2 years ago
She has been the last relationship for many guys like him.
Prey over 2 years ago
I bet her favourite song is by The Tramps.
flemmingo over 2 years ago
Good thing she wasn’t a Juul!
jango over 2 years ago
I think Diana could light a fire under his ass.
uniquename over 2 years ago
If she doesn’t light him, is he de-lighted?
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
So…many…puns…must…look…away!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Diana the BIC lighter.
toyonut over 2 years ago
The origin of the Toxic Couple is born.
KEA over 2 years ago
♬Let our love be a flame, not an ember♫ — Tom Lehrer (Masochism Tango)
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
There’s been all sorts or warnings about you and the problems you cause. :)
Lablubber over 2 years ago
In the end , the relationship caused massive burnout.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
I really liked the song itself back when I took it as a sign of devotion expressed by one lover to another, but some of the shine went off of it when I learned that Debby Boone was referring to Jesus, not an actual human being. I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised, given that her dad Pat was also a TB™.
CrzyDyeman over 2 years ago
That really burns me up
PAR85 over 2 years ago
He’s gonna get burned.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
And one of the ‘new’ reasons movies are rated ‘R’ is smoking.
Bilan over 2 years ago
They’re perfectly harmless by themselves, but put them together and he becomes a killer.
namelocdet over 2 years ago
You mean Debbie.
RWill over 2 years ago
Now remove your filter.
jarbain over 2 years ago
He’s just blowing smoke up her butane
tinstar over 2 years ago
Let’s just keep it on the lighter side.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
“Sssmokin’!” a quote from “The Mask”.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Since all the good puns are already taken, I’ll just get a little philosophical here and mention that this reminds me of Tevye, from Fiddler on the Roof, in a scene where he’s musing over the wisdom of sticking to your own kind: “A fish might fall in love with a bird, but where would they build a home?”
These two are doomed from the start.
Souris Voleur over 2 years ago
Later: “Diana, you really burn me up.”