Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 17, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    “So please don’t point and stare, [Frank DeGroot is] just technologically impaired.” ~Alfred Yankovic

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Scam artist

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    sallymargret  over 2 years ago

    Good for you, Luann. I’m sick of the “clean your room” demands, and so is Luann. She has more important things to do.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Luann serves explanation word salad!

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    I think it’s time for Luann to move out. I never cleaned so well as when I moved into my first apartment.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I just want her room cleaned up for once. This is seriously old now

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget to siggle the mmpfs while you are at it. And check the processor oil. And delete anything on that pesky C: drive – that will speed things up and the system will run cooler after streamlining all those unnecessary processes.

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    And, for even better performance, let’s clean up the hard drive. Run command mode as administrator, type in “DISKPART”, select what would be your “C” drive (you can tell which one it is by the sizes reported if you have more than one drive in the system), type “CLEAN”, then let it finish. Since it probably was a persnickety GPT partition, we need to change that for much faster operation of Windows 10 and 11 by typing “CONVERT MBR”. Your UEFI BIOS will love this. Once it completes, on the Command line, type “EXIT”, then type “EXIT” again. This will relinquish control back to you. Now, re – boot the computer, and you will be surprised how fast things happen.

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    Joe1962  over 2 years ago

    Frank you talking to the queen slacker.

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    lvlax  over 2 years ago

    Frank is a little slow on the uptake. Luann is forever 16.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now, Now, Don’t get mad at Luann just because she suckered you, Frank.

    And look on the brightside.

    And least Your daughter and her roommate aren’t handing out engraved invitations to would-be thieves like that Tiffany Farrell kid.

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    Caldonia  over 2 years ago

    I’ll never feel sorry for Frank. He made these situations happen.

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    dsikkema  over 2 years ago

    ’I’ve been had!’

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    “The room is clean. The clothes on the floor protect it from dust.”

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    BJShipley1  over 2 years ago

    Ah yes, the old messy room gag.

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    eced52  over 2 years ago

    Took you long enough Frank

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    live2read  over 2 years ago

    Yes, Greg. We KNOW Luann is a slob. Yawn.

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    Dillithamir  over 2 years ago

    First part had to do with networking and/or disk read/write.. Firewall vectors aren’t a thing…. One has to do with security, the other with high end graphics and/or navigation… Yeah, Luann has no clue what she said.

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    kenhense  over 2 years ago

    Tara – Please rescue Luann from spending the rest of her life in that messy room.

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    Geeky Meerkat  over 2 years ago

    Okay so to talk about something other than the overused “clean your room” joke, let’s talk about the techno-babble that Luann spews out. What we want to know is if she just said a bunch of actual gibberish, or if it is even close to a meaningful statement. So let’s break it into chunks:

    “I need to optimize my buffer prams”: The first thing that jumps out to me is that prams aren’t anything. The best guess I can make is that she’s shortening the word parameters. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and say that’s what she was doing. So, she wants to optimize the parameters of her buffer. That SHOULD be fine, but WHAT buffer? There are many a computer could have, and of those she might be talking about there is about only one setting you can change and that’s the size of the buffer. All right so so far this is all sounding like a bit of garbage, but again let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and say that what she’s doing is adjusting the size of a buffer on her computer.

    “so they’ll convert embedded firewall vectors”: At first I was thinking of a mathematical vector, but as she’s talking about a firewall perhaps she’s talking about vectors in the medical way. A vector is something that would contain a computer virus and allow it to get on her computer. For example, if she’s downloading illegal movies from an untrusted source, the movie would be the vector of the virus she just infected her computer with. That being said, you still wouldn’t call those types of vectors, “firewall vectors”. The firewall would just try to stop those types of vectors. But sure, the word embedded works with the example I gave. You could have a virus embedded in your illegal movie download. But then it falls apart when she says that her buff is going to convert anything. First buffers don’t DO anything. They hold things so other things can then do things with them. For instance, your Printer Buffer holds print jobs until your printer can print them. Also, convert? To what?

    Grade: D

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Frank arrives to the “Wait a minute” face only after some time. HAH! Good idea Luann! She just wants to stay in her safe space and be relaxed.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    Quoth the great WC Fields, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with (BS)”

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Frank will never figure out how to do that on his DOS machine he is running. Luann once gave him an “Etch – A – Sketch” and told him that it was a laptop computer, and every time it locked up, all he had to do was turn it upside down and shake it.

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Just imagine if Luann married Jeremy Duncan from “Zits”!!

    Or Chip Flagston from “Hi and Lois”!!

    Slob City!!!

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    If one uses big enough words, few will understand what you’re doing.

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    OneTime59  over 2 years ago

    Then Frank realizes Luann diverted his attention away from his original point.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My bedroom looks somewhat like that. Clean it twice a year.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    Go to ‘Settings’, Buffer Prams, …reboot!

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Luann just manipulated Frank.

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    chris_o42  over 2 years ago

    Baffle him with BS, Luann

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    Bruce1253  over 2 years ago

    Hook, Line, Sinker, Boat, Motor, Anchor! Fish On!!!

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    BlitzMcD  over 2 years ago

    Frank will learn it’s an exercise in futility. He strives for Tony Randall, but ends up with Jack Klugman every time.

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    cabalonrye  over 2 years ago

    Yes, you’ve been had.

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    luann1212  over 2 years ago

    Keep in mind, most of us F(warts) never will catch up with our kids on these computer and computer systems upon which we now depend on more and more in ur futuristic society (ever wonder about the future Baby Boomers>? Well you’re in it).

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    tremaine53  over 2 years ago

    Luann could always MOVE OUT, instead of living for free with people who have rules and expectations.

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    jconnors3954  over 2 years ago

    Scammed! I think.

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    jrankin1959  over 2 years ago

    If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance…

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sounds like a load of malarkey to me too.

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    Super Fly  over 2 years ago

    Cyber-gaslighting is not being kind to the old folks.

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    FassEddie  over 2 years ago

    Hey Dad. Pay for her to go to college and turn her room into that study you’ve always wanted! The alleviation of stress alone makes it worth the expense. Oh, you can keep Bernice on as a tenant. She’s tidy and appreciative.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    We have 2 in 1 themes today! Dumb Dad and Messy Room.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    I think Frank is going to buffer Luann’s prams.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Fooled again!

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    sueb1863  over 2 years ago

    Time to remind Luann that she’s old enough to be kicked out of the house.

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    6foot6  over 2 years ago

    If you can not dazzle them with data, Baffle them with BS.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 2 years ago

    It’s nice to see Luann displaying some computer skills. But, couldn’t she also at least close her drawers completely and pick up stuff off the floor and make her bed? These are simple common sense tasks you learn when you are eight or nine years old. My parents ALWAYS expected me to keep my room neat. I made my bed every day and put away my toys, etc. once a week I dusted and cleaned the floor starting at around age ten. It’s not THAT hard. I am impressed she’s taking care of her computer. Perhaps she’ll teach dear ole Dad a trick or two about taking care of HIS computer. He needs to be doing that. This is pretty funny today!!!!

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    pls50  over 2 years ago

    just keep the door to her room shut and nobody will see the mess.

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    I like the way Frank has suddenly detected a certain barnyard odor. Little did he know his daughter could sling the double-talk so glibly.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Luann must be a Rick and Morty viewer.

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    RSH  over 2 years ago

    Not sure of all her terminology but if Luann is so adept at the use of her computer how is it that it was Bern who set up the job search profile for her (after she was let go from Kidz 1st) and initiated the online search? Of course anything can happen on a sunday.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    And don’t forget to download more megahertz.

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    yangeldf  over 2 years ago

    He was too proud to admit he didn’t know what she said, was she bluffing with technobabble?

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    The Quiet One  over 2 years ago

    Score one for Luann.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Frank! Sometimes the only wise thing to do is fold ‘em and let Luann’s attempts at so-called rationalizing catch up with her.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    BS 101…..

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    vickie.105  over 2 years ago

    It shouldn’t have taken him two more frames to figure it out.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just close the door dad.. just close the door.. (¬‿¬)

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Mumbo-jumbo is what she is speaking.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    Luann needs a new dresser, one with drawers that close

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    MFRXIM Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s exactly what computer instructions sound like to me

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 2 years ago

    She’s shining you on, Frank!!!!

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    Airman  over 2 years ago

    Charlie Brown always caught his kite in a tree and couldn’t kick that football. Luann has a messy drawer and a minuscule bra airing out. Everybody has to have their “thing”.

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    BuckarooDave  over 2 years ago

    Monday: back to the Tiff and Bets show: Building an Online Empire.

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    destry1970  over 2 years ago

    Luann has all ways seemed to fill that minuscule bra out pretty well.

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    comic reader 22  over 2 years ago

    Love Frank’s expression in the last panel!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Yes, Frank. You’ve been scammed by your loving daughter….

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    Johnnyrico  over 2 years ago

    Time to start charging rent.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Be sure to reverse the polarity on the framistan.

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    I think he just googled that nonsense

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