Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2022

But first light a match and stand back – way back.

A new source of natural gas……

This is why doctors have you turn your head when they ask you to “cough”.

“I don’t know. Could you play one before?”

He should have had him breathe into a bottle. He could have aged it a bit longer and sold it back to him.

100 proof exhaust….

They could use Bung’s 200 proof breath to sterilize the medical/surgical instruments.

“Will I ever play the violin again?”

“Yes, yes you will.”

“That’s funny, I couldn’t before!”

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I don’t think that was bad breath odor, more like bad breath O’ Dear~

When will you ever have common sense?

Will you ever be sober again is the real question.

If Henry can’t add the final touches to the job, we know who can!

Wow……….