Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 29, 2022

Wait until she roasts your weenie.

Would you be upset if she sucks at weenies?

Bhahhaha! Did John guest strip Luann today?

i like my marshmallows the way i like my men – hot and soft…

this is what it’s all about – skewering something hot…

wow, if this is all we’ve got to eat i sure am glad that john’s selling hot dogs…

Careful, you might be very attached to the weenie she wants to roast!

i’m sure “roast weenies” has a double meaning here

Better yet, she loves to host a weenie.

Oh my! I happened to fall in love with a girl while we were both at college. As such I never had the opportunity to sample her culinary skills until much much later.

The result? Years later I’m a rather accomplished cook.

Watch out for those foo-longs..

Wanna beach ball?

It looks like she started a fire in her 5 slice toaster. She must be Amish.

GAL: So there I was in this beautiful gown when I noticed that I had slipped a nip.

GUY: Nip? What’s that?

Why would he want his weanie roasted? Ouch!!

Put a little fire on your weenie and you are good to go.

The original dialog seems so anachronistic. But I bet it made perfect sense at the time.

Oh she’ll roast it alright….then she’ll claim eminent domain of it.

I love to cook, and I love a man that cooks, and when we cook together…….! :0, ;)

I like the oh so subtle juxtaposition of the fire near his swim trunks.

OK, John, you left an opening there we could drive a truck through! ☺

She will be glad to skewer your weenie with that roasting fork.

Yes, it’s the simple things in life you can do. Like boiling water without burning it. Whipping up an extravagant S’mores dinner.

She’s hot enough to roast your weenie.

He: I’ll bet she can really cook in bed!

She can char the marshmallows just right, just like dear ole Mom.

I wonder whether he had his nipples surgically removed.

Get any closer to that fire, there, Skippy, and you’re gonna see a roasted “weenie,” first hand.

Why yes, I am ambidextrous! I can do it just as well with either hand!

I thought at first that a toaster was on fire.

I bet she can roast yours real good.