Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 01, 2022

Moms a player. Take her advice.

One notch for every time I heard that my hair was too short

As they say in Espanol, buenos notches.

To start with a little black dress goes a long way!

Are those to record every time she has appeared in Last Kiss?!!!

“Each notch is from some poor fella who cuffed himself there, ‘in the name of love’. But, once we found the key, they were free to go.”

[nsfw] She needs advice from someone whose had sex with one guy at a time.

Mother knows Best.

“Sweetie, I wasn’t a virgin when I married your father. I wasn’t a virgin when I met your father. And when I did lose my virginity, it wasn’t the first time I had sex, just the first time I had with a male.”

“That’s right, honey. I’ve never had sex. You were assembled from a kit.”

…but who’s keeping score….LOL

“But Mom, you told me the stork brought me to you when I was a baby. Now you’re telling me you had… sex?!”

(stunned) You told me… that those notches were from a bear that got into the bedroom.

oh to be a notch

Mom: And every one of those notches is a lesson in what sex is all about!

The young always think that they discovered sex.

“Those are the number of times I wore your Daddy out.”

“What do you mean, bed? You just left the mattress on the floor when the bed frame broke for the third time.”

♪ and all her boyfriends were sweet 16…

What they really mean is that I know how to notch wood.

As my clone, I expected you to remember more of my experiences.

“I know a little about love. Baby I’ll guess the rest…”

I imagine John has ideas he wouldn’t dare print here. I would love to see some of them.