Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 19, 2022

“The people hate having money.” It certainly seems that way sometimes. More than once, I’ve asked myself, “Now why did I have to have this? How much did I spend on it?”

It’s true……that money just burns a hole in my pocket! But no beret for the toilet for me….. I like cool stuff like chocolates!

And yet AGAIN I find myself in agreement with Elvis.

So, so true—both Puck and Elvis.

Every step going forward from this decision will be a mistake, too. XD Some things are just like that, and you know ’em when you see ’em!

Just think how many cat treats and toys they could have bought with that money!

Think, Elvis, think! No matter what color your fur, it will stand out when you shed on that beret!

Elvis is, as the kids say, a whole mood in that last panel.

As long as it’s not one of those berets for the toilet SEAT, Puck, it’s all good.

Right, as usual, Elvis.

I can’t figure out what’s bugging me about that bathroom wall. Doesn’t the color seem too even for watercolor?

Don’t knock till you’ve tried it, boys!

So you don’t like it, Elvis?

Do they make crocheted toilet paper covers in a cat motif?

I don’t clothe my bathroom appliances, either. That said, in some seasons and climes the covers can be cozy, especially the contour floor mats.

Yeah. If you has more money why not gets more foods for your cats? Why waste it in creating utopia for all sortsa germs?

Pucky toe beans!

Boys if the People are willing to waste money to put a beret on their toilet, imagine what they might do to your litter box!

I don’t ‘clothe’ my toilet in anything. I don’t want to have to keep removing it all the time to take it outside and shake it out. Did anyone see the idiot woman on TikTok (I don’t have TT, it was an article on ApartmentTherapy) who covered her entire toilet in Chia Seeds and created a Chia Pet Toilet? It was disgusting. Truly disgusting. Why would anyone do that?

Well, at least the toilet is dressed up, but for what, I wonder? Everyone should have a dressed up toilet, don’t you think? LOL. I love this story arc.

I have money so I can spend it on things. Not so I can look at it. It’s people like me that keep the economy going.

I like ‘toilet beret’ as a description Puck, but I have to admit I’m still giggling over yesterday’s ‘toilet toupee’ comment.

I can see it’s not going to be long before the boys are fighting over the fuzzy clothes for a spot to snooze.

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Meanwhile, Back in Rhode Island

Violet-Ifa: Violet, it’s so good to see you!

Violet: Nana Infinity, when did you get here?

Violet-Ifa: I just escorted Tommy back from my time. A bunch of stray space-time anemones found their way in this time period.

Violet: Wonder how they got here.

Violet-Ifa: Probably in a time travel incident. It is July, and you-know- who should be paying a visit.

Violet: Will this affect the fabric of space and time?

Violet-Ifa: Maybe. Tillie and Sophititi might have the opportunity to start some new projects. But enough about me. What have you and your friends been doing?

Violet: Agnes, Natasha, and I are preparing to conduct a seminar on cheesetaking at Punn State University!

Violet-Ifa: Sounds lovely. Are you doing an in-depth study?

Violet: To an extent. Of course, there are some things we’ll never tell!

Have never been a fan of the fuzzy toilet covers

A toilet beret! After all these years, I finally find out what those things are called!

Well, the Woman does love decorating for holidays. Perhaps it’s a belated and bizarre attempt to celebrate Bastille Day.

I literally laughed out loud on this one. Thanks Georgia, I needed that :)

I agree with Pucky on this one; people spend their money on some useless stuff. I am not immune from that impulse. I would be embarrassed if an audit of my younger spending habits were laid out for all to see, especially some questionable clothing choices.

However, I am proud to say that there has not, nor has there ever been, a polyester leisure suit in my closet.

Puck toe beans! Front ones at that!

I agree with Elvis on this one.

Elvis’ expression in the first panel is priceless.

They have a point.

One, two

One, two, three, uh

Yeah

Woman was shopping online in inflation times

Trying to be thrifty

She liked finding things that are one of a kind

She clicked a bit too hastily

Seems her dress pocket money was busy doing something close to nothing

The same as it was the day before

That’s when she saw it, ooh, she saw it

She couldn’t ask for more, no more

It was a

Green bidet beret

The kind you find in a second rate store

Green toilet beret

Cats all asking “what the heck is it for?”

Fuzzy warm beret

- Prince Rogers Nelson – Raspberry Beret

excellent reference to Sunday’s dress pockets.

The odd thing is that the color of the beret / toupee clashes with the wall color. Poor decorating.

I have to agree with the boys on this one.

Kinda have to agree with Elvis on this, as I never really understood the appeal. Particularly as I’ve found they are prone to getting dirtier being around the toilet…especially with little kids in the house.

It’s a green beret. Is that toilet in Special Forces?

In my opinion, nothing within six feet of a toilet should be plush!

Love the annoyed ears on Elvis.

Yep,

Crazy Cat Cousin can drop over US $1000 with one vet visit for some of her elderly cats. Why spend the money on fripperies?

Send the money out into the world, is what my wife and I say.

Once the cats get on it, it will be more of a “hair piece” than a beret. :)

I’m surprised Lupin or Elvis hasn’t started chewing it yet.

Dude — I didn’t know they still made those!

Too plush for a beret. More like an papakha.

Elvis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right. I said it yesterday, I’ve never understood those things. The floor mats I get. But then moving them onto the toilet? I recall an aunt and uncle who did that and seeing it once at the house of family friends. I remember going to use the bathroom at the latter’s house and having to hold the seat up because the lid wanted to fall over because of that cover. Not ease trying to stand there and not get that stupid thing soaked while still trying to go.

OT:InuwaShe is now back home, and we are simply in palliative care now. I did take her with me to my St Augustine trip, and traveling with a kitty was an experience. At least she goes to sleep for car rides.

If people hate money, I’ll happily take it off their hands.

I’m the “thrifty” sort, so I easily talk myself out of purchases.

OT: Thank you for the wonderful program

Late breaking news….new photos of Ora Zella! She is growing up into a gorgeous dark calico princess!

And does she ever know how to pose in the light….ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille!

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Have to agree with Elvis on this one!!

Toilet beret, lol

OMG… so good. “They hate having money”…. just the whole strip has me crying.

Elvis is so right lol