Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 27, 2022

Yay for Goldie! She got in on the action as well!

What was Elvis betting on? That the Man would never get a ponytail? Seems like he could never collect in that case…

Tomorrow’s headline: The return of Sunflower Elvis!

The Bug! We don’t care about the man’s hair. Stick to the real news.

Panel 3: confetti continuation from yesterday and the spilling of coffee, as well as a sunflower Elvis. Wonderful.

Elvis puffs out!! He’s out 30 bucks and wants to quit talking about his lost bet,already! Meanwhile how about Jules? Will he leave without a struggle? Stay tuned!

We don’t make the headlines, the headlines make us…

Putting the hair up to stay cool in summer and letting it down to stay warm in winter are benefits of long hair.

I know this is stating the obvious, but cat money is HUGE! Elvis could be glass half-full and, erm, be happy not to have to tote around those magazine sized bills any more …

Bangs? Must be an American thing.

A not so subliminal ad for ‘Elvis Puffs Out’!

Where would the cats spend the cat money.

That third panel is awesome! Elvis poofed is perfect. Need to see more July Bug though. I don’t think I’ve seen one since we moved out here. Cicadas up the yingyang, but no July bugs. We don’t have the conditions for them. :(

The July bug is soon to be the August bug … although, for those who are bugged by Jules and his story arc, he hasn’t been pest-ering anyone much this year.

LOL! I love Elvis’s poof cutting into the frame there!

Six o’clock already

And the breakin’ news just ain’t what it seems

The Man’s tail like palomino’s

Is enough to make poor Elvis scream

But we just can’t wait

For a new bet and Elvis tirade

These are the days

When you wish your bet was already made

It’s just another manic news day (Whoa, whoa)

We wish it was Tuesday (Whoa, whoa)

‘Cause that’s a new way (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)

For an Elvis blown fuse day (Whoa, whoa)

It’s just another manic news day

- Prince Rogers Nelson – Manic Monday – The Bangles

My old calicos favourite pastime was when a moth got inside the house.

Betting on hair styles?…Hmm, Elvis is no Nathan Detroit.

They call you kitty luck

But there is room for doubt

At times you have a very un-kitty-like way

Of running out

You’re on this date with me

The pickin’s have been lush

And yet before the evening is over

You might give me the brush

You might forget your manners

You might refuse to stay

And so the best that I can do is pray

Luck be a cat tonight

Luck be a cat tonight…

I want a bet on if the Woman will dye her hair pink again. Actually, I don ’t think that made it into the comic. I absolutely agree with Elvis in panel 3, though. There are only four days left in July!

I wonder if The Man IRL is growing it to donate again.

I was thinking – could the cat’s face on that money be a small tribute to our beloved Admiral Sir Thomas Whiskerstache?

Elvis, Call Annie over at Lila’s place. She is a gambling whiz and can give you some good advise.

Elvis is the cutest IMHO.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: You were saying there was a similar incident in your village, Miss Marvel?

Miss Marvel: Yes. I remember it was around the time when Floofnet was accepting applications for a scholarship to his Ceiling Can be a Floor Culinary School. There were so many applicants, and so few openings.

Puckmosis: So you think someone was stealing food to create a great culinary masterpiece?

Miss Marvel: Yes. But whoever it was didn’t need to. There was always enough in the pantry to create whatever anyone wanted to.

Baba-Stet: I remember judging the entries. That was such a difficult decision.

Miss Marvel: But one creation stood out. It was the Cheese and Graham Cracker dessert. It’s still popular to this day.

Baba-Stet: I know a group of friends who solve problems while eating that dessert.

Puckmosis: Maybe we should try that.

New outfits for wrestlemania.

Yes, get back to the bug!!! (Doing his best Elvis impersonation … the cat, not the pelvis.)

The woman who has cut my hair for the last fourteen years (OK, she’s my hairdresser) has retired. I have curly hair which I like to wear several inches long. I now face the daunting task of finding another hairdresser, who really can cut men’s curly hair (and doesn’t just claim to be able to do so.) My first trial was already a failure. I came home with what I call the “lesbian special”. (Don’t get me wrong, some of my best ex-wives are lesbian.) I just don’t like my hair that way. (So sue me.) :)

OT: Overnight at TinyKittens…

Rewind to 1:39am on the live stream:

=Cookie is out of the man cave, eating a snack. Candy comes out of her nest & approaches…=

Candy: Um…hi? You OK?

Cookie: That depends. You’re not gonna throw any more placentas at me, are you?

Candy: No…but I understand if you want your space…

=Candy retreats; they sit looking at each other across the room for a few minutes until Cookie goes back into the man cave…=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJHCsFOcDjY

Elvis got fluffy.

As Elvis puffs out

Isn’t an “undercut” just bangs for your neck? :)

Puck used his phone app to order a bed for Buzzy-Mouse a while back.

I hear Baba Mouse is starting a program to help compulsive gamblers get over it, Elvis.

As long as she doesn’t cut her own bangs

Elvis should know better.